In the grand theater of finance, where numbers dance and fortunes sway, Warren Buffett, the venerable sage of Omaha, has cast his shadow upon Bitcoin, deeming it a “gamble” fit only for fools who trade stability for the thrill of chaos. One might imagine him sipping chamomile tea, muttering warnings of impending collapse like a grumpy oracle of the stock market.
But lo! Robert Kiyosaki, author of Rich Dad Poor Dad, has risen like a literary phoenix, brandishing his quill as a sword. To him, Bitcoin is not mere code-it is “peopleās money,” a defiant whisper against the cacophony of Wall Streetās “fake assets,” which he likens to a magicianās trick with invisible rabbits.
Buffettās Ode to Paper and Panic
Buffett, that steadfast sentinel of tradition, insists Bitcoin is not investing but a “gamble,” a phrase he wields like a blunt instrument. He warns of a “blow-off top,” a term that sounds suspiciously like a deflated balloon, threatening to erase millions. Yet one wonders: if his faith lies in stocks and bonds, why does history recall their own spectacles of ruin? Ah, but then, who needs lessons in humility when youāre already a billionaire?
For decades, Buffett has clung to the U.S. financial system like a child to a security blanket. To him, the dollar is sacred, Wall Street divine, and markets a temple of order. Anything outside-Bitcoin, gold, or even a well-timed meme-must surely be heresy.
Yet, in this world of his making, where trust is a currency more volatile than crypto itself, one cannot help but chuckle at the irony. After all, what is a stock market crash but a ballet of broken promises?
Kiyosakiās Symphony of Satire
Kiyosaki, ever the contrarian, retorts with the zeal of a prophet. Stocks and bonds, he argues, are no less risky-they just wear a finer suit. The real sin, he claims, is trust: trust in a Federal Reserve that prints money like confetti, and a Treasury that treats debt as a hobby.
To him, gold is “Godās money,” Bitcoin “peopleās money,” and the U.S. dollarā¦ well, letās call it “confetti with a mortgage.” After all, who needs scarcity when you can conjure trillions from thin air? A feat worthy of Houdini, if only the economy were a magic act.
The Kiyosaki Conundrum
He poses a rhetorical riddle: Can one build a house of cards on paper walls, fuel a car with printed promises, or feast on bonds? Ah, but the system thrives on such absurdities! While the U.S. government wields its printing press like a toddler with a crayon, Bitcoin remains a stoic 21-million-piece jigsaw puzzle-no more, no less.
And yet, Kiyosaki dares to predict Bitcoin will soar to $250,000 by 2026. A claim so bold it makes a dragonās hoard seem modest. If true, it would be a 160% leap from todayās price-a jump that would leave even the most seasoned investor gasping, āIs thisā¦ crypto?ā
CRASH COMING: Why I am buying not selling.
My target price for Gold is $27k. I got this price from friend Jim Rickardsā¦ and I own two goldmines.
I began buying gold in 1971ā¦ the year Nixon took gold from the US Dollar.
Nixon violated Greshamās Law, which states āWhen fakeā¦ā
– Robert Kiyosaki (@theRealKiyosaki) November 9, 2025
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