Oh, gather ‘round, my financial friends, for Robert Kiyosaki has a tale to tell-one involving a crash so big, it could make a giant guinea pig look like a sprout! 🐀 He’s whispering in the ears of investors: “Buy silver! Buy Bitcoin! Or perish in the economic abyss!” (Spoiler: The abyss smells faintly of expired office coffee.)
- Kiyosaki, that sly fox in a blazer, claims the “biggest crash in history” is here-just in time for your tax season! 🚨 Silver, he says, is the “best and safest” investment. Who knew a metal could be so… safe? 💡
- He predicts silver will leap from $50 to $70, then rocket to $200 by 2026. Because nothing says “safety” like betting on a shiny bar that could also be a paperweight. 📦
- In a move as bold as a squirrel hoarding acorns in a hurricane, Kiyosaki sold $2.25M in Bitcoin and reinvested in surgery centers. Because nothing screams “long-term wealth” like helping people get their wiggles fixed. 👨⚕️
The “Rich Dad Poor Dad” author, now sounding like a pirate with a spreadsheet, declared silver the “safest bet” while AI, that sneaky boxy creature, plots to eliminate jobs. “When jobs crash,” he warns, “so do offices and homes. But fret not! If you’re prepared, this crash will make you richer. Probably.”
Back in 2013, Kiyosaki penned “Rich Dad’s Prophecy,” predicting doom. And guess what? The doom arrived! Like a bad neighbor with a leaf blower, it’s sweeping across Europe, Asia, and the U.S. 🌍🔥
BIGGEST CRASH IN HISTORY STARTING
In 2013 I published RICH DADs PROPHECY predicting the biggest crash in history was coming.
Unfortunately that crash has arrived.
It’s not just the US. Europe and Asia are crashing.
AI will wipe out jobs and when jobs crash office and…
– Robert Kiyosaki (@theRealKiyosaki) November 23, 2025
Kiyosaki’s silver predictions? A masterclass in optimism. “While millions lose everything, you’ll grow rich… if you trust a man who once sold Bitcoin at $90K and now runs surgery centers. How’s that for diversification? 🏥💸
Two days after his Bitcoin sale, Kiyosaki revealed his cash would fund surgery centers and a billboard business. By February 2026, he expects $27,500/month in “tax-free” income. Because nothing’s more reliable than a billboard yelling “EAT MORE CARBOHYDRATES!” 📢🍞
“I’m still bullish on Bitcoin,” he wrote, “and will buy more with my positive cash flow.” A plan so brilliant, it makes a weasel look like a genius. 🦝✨
P.S. Kiyosaki was told not to talk about his Bitcoin sale. “Too many sickos out there,” he sighed. Wise words, sir. The world’s full of people who’d trade their firstborn for a crypto tip. (Don’t @ me.)
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