Global Easing Boils Over – So Why Is Bitcoin Still Playing Hard to Get?

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More than 90% of the world’s central banks have been doing their best impression of a James Bond villain-shrinking or freezing interest rates for a solid year, with all the subtlety of a foghorn. This relentless spree has produced a staggering 316 rate cuts in just two years-more than the 313 cuts during the 2008-2010 financial soap opera.

Despite the global financial spa day of liquidity infusion, Bitcoin has decided to act like a bemused cat-decoupled from the money supply’s ongoing dance since mid-2025. This raises a stern eyebrow and prompts a series of very important questions: When will Bitcoin finally decide to join the liquidity party? Or is it just playing hard to get? 🎩🐱

Unprecedented Monetary Easing Since the Pandemic

The worldwide monetary policy has turned into a hyperactive, caffeine-fueled rollercoaster since COVID-19 struck, according to The Kobeissi Letter. Fewer than 10% of central banks are still interested in raising rates; most are either holding steady or going all-in on the “cut” button. This bizarre trend has persisted for over a year, marking perhaps the most peculiar global monetary quirk since that one time everyone decided to do a synchronized dance and call it progress.

The sheer volume of this monetary easing is best illustrated by the 316 rate cuts-surpassing the 2008-2010 frenzy when the world was basically a giant, sweating panic attack on a global scale.

In theory, synchronized easing usually boosts asset prices-stocks, cryptocurrencies, the whole shebang. Yet Bitcoin, that eccentric digital cousin, has been more fashionably late than a guest arriving drunk at a tea party. Studies show a 0.94 correlation between Bitcoin’s price and the global M2 money supply from 2013 to 2024, but now it seems to be throwing a very expensive tantrum, ignoring the liquidity influx like a teenager ignoring chores.

This mysterious decoupling is making analysts scratch their heads and check their watches-Bitcoin tends to lag behind global liquidity by about 60 to 70 days. If this trend persists, we might be waiting until late 2025 or even 2026 for Bitcoin to finally get its act together. Patience, or just really bad timing? You decide. ⏳🤔

2026 Financial Shock Scenario (Get Your Popcorn Ready)

Market whisperers forecast a tense showdown leading up to 2028, with 2026 seen as the big desperation point, according to the mysterious Benner Cycle-basically, a very old and very weird fortune-telling method that some geniuses swear by. It’s like reading tea leaves, but with more charts and less tea.

NoLimitGains, our resident crystal-ball gazer, warns of convergence of all the world’s stress points-think of it as the global economy’s version of a bad sitcom cast pulling together for one disastrous finale. American debts, Japan’s yen drama, China’s leaky credit faucet-each one could blow at any moment, or all at once, creating a perfect storm of chaos.

Stage one: a government-induced meltdown-imagine weak US bond auctions and a surge in debt, making the UK’s 2022 gilt crisis look like a minor flutter. Dollar surges, liquidity evaporates, Japan intercedes, and chaos ensues. Grab your panic hats!

🚨 HEAR ME OUT NOW!!!!

A Major Financial Shock Is Lining Up for 2026 and the Warning Signs Are Already Here.

Something big is coming for 2026. And no, it’s not another banking meltdown or a recession baked in the financial cookie. This time, the core of the system is about to make everyone wish they’d paid more attention to the coffee mug on their desk…

– NoLimit (@NoLimitGains) November 27, 2025

Stage two involves governments blindly pouring liquidity into the system like a toddler with a milkshake-liquidity injections, swap lines, and a lovely array of Treasury buybacks. This cocktail of chaos could set off inflation fireworks, gold and silver doing a dance, Bitcoin finally deciding to get off the sidelines, and commodities joining the party as the dollar peaks and screams “Too much!”

The MOVE Index-a fancy gauge for bond market jitters-is already creeping up, like a nervous chihuahua. When this index, along with USD/JPY, the Chinese yuan, and the 10-year Treasury yields, all start marching in lockstep, it’s a strong warning that the grand finale is just around the corner, say in one to three months. 🎢🔥

Bitcoin’s Lag: The Silver Lining (Or Just Really Bad Timing)

Despite being the digital enfant terrible of finance, Bitcoin has been acting like a rebellious teen-refusing to respond to the flood of fresh money like it’s got better things to do. Mid-2025, it’s been stuck in sideways limbo, much to the despair of believers expecting a moonshot.

On the bright side, this stubborn delay might just be a golden opportunity-think of it as buying a rare collectible just before it skyrockets. Historically, Bitcoin tends to rally about 60-70 days after a big global liquidity push. So, if patience is a virtue, then Bitcoin might soon deliver the punchline to this long, convoluted joke.

Some say traders are waiting for clearer signals on inflation and central bank strategies, while others blame regulatory red tape, institutional indifference, or technical resistance-basically, anything except a straightforward growth pattern. 🚧📉

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2025-11-28 09:53