The weekend began with a somber waltz of despair, as CoinMarketCap’s grim ledger revealed the market’s latest plunge. Ah, what sorrows do these numbers hold! 🌧️
BTC/USD
The noble Bitcoin (BTC), once a king among coins, now stumbles through the mud, its crown askew after a 2.45% decline in the last 24 hours. How the mighty fall! 🥁
Behold, on the hourly chart, BTC’s feeble attempt to flirt with the $90,124 support line was nothing more than a foolish masquerade. Should this charade continue, the daily bar may close near that mark, heralding a descent into the $90,000 abyss-or worse! 😱
From the lofty heights of the daily chart, no signs of salvation gleam. The market, far from its sacred levels, now fixates on the $90,000 threshold like a vulture eyeing its prey. One must tread carefully, lest the coin tumble further to the $88,000 chasm. 🕊️
In the grand theater of time, traders now await the candle’s verdict at $94,172. Should it falter, the correction may spiral to the $85,000 precipice. A fate as inevitable as taxes and bad poetry! 📜
At press time, Bitcoin clings to $90,179, a ghost of its former self. Let us raise our glasses to the crypto kings… may their ghosts haunt the charts with more vigor. 🍷
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2025-12-13 18:48