🚨 Japan’s Crypto Cash Mandate: 🤑 Safety or 😂 Subterfuge?

Behold, the Financial System Council’s working group-those visionary scribes of the modern age-have cast this proposal into the annals of their upcoming report. For what else can they do but scribble and scribble, while the market tiptoes on a tightrope above a pool of molten Bitcoin? Investor protection? Market stability? A cursory glance at the chaos shall unveil the folly of such ambition. Yet, in the garden of regulations, every petal must bloom, if only to confuse the next hopeful speculator.

Today Is A Bad Day For Power Rangers Fans

For the past five years, BOOM! Studios’ Power Rangers comics have been a reliable part of the franchise. While the previous big story recently finished, a new series called Power Rangers Prime began. However, a recent announcement indicates that Prime will be ending sooner than many fans anticipated, which is disappointing news for Power Rangers comic readers.

Japan’s Crypto Bailout Fund 💸

There have been… incidents. Not just little hiccups, but full-blown digital heists. Like that time DMM Bitcoin got whacked for over 4,500 Bitcoins. They had to beg, borrow, and sell off company assets to try and make people whole. It was, I assume, deeply unpleasant for everyone involved, except maybe the hackers. They’re probably on a beach somewhere, sipping tiny umbrellas in their Bitcoins.🍹