Comrades, the Revolution is Tokenized! 🚀🌙💸

On a day not unlike any other in the age of spectacle, WhiteBIT announced-as though unveiling a new tractor model at a Soviet fair-that it had entered into “strategic cooperation” with Durrah AlFodah Holding. Representing them, none other than His Royal Highness Prince Naif Bin Abdullah Bin Saud Bin Abdulaziz Al Saud, a man whose name alone could fill a five-year plan. Together, they shall lift the Kingdom of Saudi Arabia into the stratosphere of digital finance, blockchain governance, and-naturally-data infrastructure. All in accordance with Vision 2030, which, let us be honest, is less a vision and more a shopping list written in PowerPoint.