Amy Poehler Shared SNL Chimpanzee Memory That Left Her ‘Screaming,’ And It’s The Same One That ‘Tried To Kill’ Jason Bateman

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On her podcast, Good Hang with Amy Poehler, Amy Poehler chatted with Ariana Grande, who asked about a funny mistake from Poehler’s time on Saturday Night Live. Poehler recalled a sketch from 2005, called “Monkeys Throwing Poop At Celebrities,” and admitted that even after 20 years, the experience feels more upsetting than humorous. She then went on to describe what happened, saying:

Michael Saylor’s Quixotic Bitcoin Gambit May Be Thrown Out of the Index Club 🏛️💸

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Permit me to regale you with the tale of Strategy Inc., a company whose recent antics have left the stock market clutching its pearls. Bloomberg, that paragon of financial journalism, has whispered dire tidings: the firm’s Bitcoin hoard-nearly half its assets-may render it ineligible for the hallowed MSCI USA and Nasdaq 100 indices. Why? Because, my dear reader, index providers now regard Strategy as less of a corporate titan and more of a “digital asset fund,” a classification as welcome as a soggy umbrella at a garden party. 🌧️