Well, butter my biscuit and call me surprised! The South Korean crypto crowd, once as gung-ho as a cowboy at a rodeo, is now skedaddling faster than a jackrabbit on a hot tin roof. After last year’s crash wiped out more wealth than a politician’s promises, these folks are trading their digital dreams for the safer pastures of stocks and high-growth markets. Posts about investors losing their shirts-and sometimes their spouses-are as common as mosquitoes at a picnic. One poor soul on a local social-media platform wailed, “I lost my entire fortune and got divorced,” after a $60,000 tumble on Bitcoin futures. Talk about adding insult to injury!