In case you thought stablecoins were snoozefests, Tether just dropped some serious cash on fintech startup Fizen to make crypto payments actually… work for normal people. Who knew?
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Tether, the granddaddy of stablecoins, has decided to invest in Fizen Limited—think of them as the techies trying to turn keeping track of your digital dough into something less like rocket science and more like buying coffee. They’re all about self-custody wallets and making paying with crypto feel like scanning a QR code instead of decrypting the Matrix.
Fizen’s tech lets you pay with stablecoins using QR codes and card readers—yes, the same tools you already pretend to understand at Starbucks—while the merchant magically gets regular money instantly. So basically, it’s trying to solve the million-dollar question: how do we get stores to care about this crypto stuff? Spoiler: It involves zero tears or complicated downloads.
“Tether’s investment in Fizen is us waving a giant flag saying ‘Yes, stablecoins belong in your wallet without making you want to throw your phone,’” said Paolo Ardoino, CEO of Tether. Also, he’s probably had three cups of coffee telling us this.
Tether is basically writing Fizen a check so they can level up their blockchain game and make sure your cousin in some far-flung place without a bank can still pay for stuff with crypto like it’s 2024, not 2014.
Leo Vu, the brain behind Fizen.io, assures us that stablecoins like USDT will soon be so easy to use that you won’t even realize you’re doing something fancy—because who has time to remember what blockchain means when you’re just trying to buy lunch?
With QR code payments expecting to top $3 trillion (yes, trillion with a T), Fizen’s tech is getting in on the action just as the world goes fully cashless and everyone pretends they don’t miss pocket change. Thanks to Tether and Fizen, crypto payments might soon be as common as those annoying “tap to pay” beeps at your favorite overpriced café. Welcome to the future—blink, and you’ll miss it. 🚀
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2025-04-17 09:59