Frosty Pop and Strange Scaffold have announced that Space Warlord Baby Trading Simulator will be available on Xbox Series starting March 26th.
Space Warlord Baby Trading Simulator first launched for PC via Steam on January 29.
When the Xbox Series version releases, it will include everything currently available in the PC version – that’s five extra campaigns, eight scenarios, and daily challenges.
When the game launches on Xbox Series, PC players will also receive a large update with new content and improvements. This update includes three new campaigns – “Terror,” “Charlie’s Big Day Out,” and “Wenbill’s Nightmare” – plus gameplay tweaks, better accessibility features, and general system enhancements. The Xbox Series version will get this update very soon after launch.
I seriously can’t wait to see someone set up this game on a console and then just… give the controller to a baby! The studio head, Xalavier Nelson Jr., said that, and honestly, it’s amazing. He even joked that if a newborn manages to get a higher score than him, he’s done with the stock market forever. That’s a bold promise, but I’d love to see it happen!
Here is an overview of the game, via its Steam page:
About
Despite the name, Space Warlord Baby Trading Simulator doesn’t involve trading babies. We want to assure you, we would never do something like that!
You invest in stocks linked to the simulated lives of babies, earning money when they face hardship and benefiting from their rare successes, like winning a galactic lottery!
Become a space-faring trader in this quick-paced game! Take on short campaigns, unlock different endings for each character, and make bets on how long alien ‘babies’ will survive in simulations. Earn credits quickly by any means necessary, hiring odd advisors to help you gather information and grow your wealth with each fast-paced ‘Trading Rush’.
This is the baby-themed arcade stock market sim you didn’t know you needed.
Key Features
- Seven distinct planets to trade procedurally generated alien baby stocks on, each showcasing unique ideas of what it means to be profitable and productive to society.
- Consultants you can hire before the trading day to gain information on your trading targets.
- An anthology of mini-campaigns following the lives and complications of baby traders across the universe.
- A loan shark that won’t let you pay him back, because he’s then legally allowed to shoot you.
- An arcade satire on stock markets and ruthless exploitation from the creators of I Am Your Beast and Space Warlord Organ Trading Simulator.
- Pulsing electro-industrial soundtrack by Kris Kirk.
- The ability to short a baby, because you believe its life will suck.
Read More
- Where Winds Meet: How To Defeat Shadow Puppeteer (Boss Guide)
- Survivor’s Colby Donaldson Admits He Almost Backed Out of Season 50
- Resident Evil Requiem cast: Full list of voice actors
- Best Thanos Comics (September 2025)
- Best Controller Settings for ARC Raiders
- Gold Rate Forecast
- The 10 Best Episodes Of Star Trek: Enterprise
- How to Build a Waterfall in Enshrouded
- Best Shazam Comics (Updated: September 2025)
- Battlefield 6 Developers Are Confident About Multiplayer Servers Holding Up on Day One
2026-03-05 17:16