In a move that would make even the most avaricious dwarf blush, the Blockchain Group, also known as Capital B (or as I like to call them, the ‘B’ in ‘Bling’), has stuffed its already bulging digital pockets with yet more bitcoin. After a spot of financial wizardry involving At-the-Market (ATM) capital increases and warrant issuances (which sounds like something a goblin banker would dream up), they’ve added 44 shiny new BTC to their hoard, bringing their total to a staggering 2,888 BTC.
This France-based outfit, nestled in the quaint town of Puteaux (which I’m sure is lovely, but let’s face it, the real action is in their digital vaults), announced their latest financial shenanigans on March 23, 2026. With the help of their chums at TOBAM and UTXO Management, they’re doubling down on data intelligence and decentralized technology. Because, as we all know, the future is decentralized, and if you’re not on the blockchain, you’re probably still using carrier pigeons.
For a mere $3.12 million (€2.7 million), Capital B snagged those 44 bitcoin, bringing their total acquisition value to a cool $309.34 million (€267.1 million). Their year-to-date BTC yield sits at a modest 0.72%, and they’ve managed to gain 20.4 tokens. Not bad for a bunch of folks who probably spend their days staring at screens and muttering about hash rates.
🧭 FAQs (Frequently Asked Questions, or as I like to call them, ‘Things Even a Troll Could Understand’)
• Where do these bitcoin barons hang their hats? Capital B is headquartered in Puteaux, France, and listed on the Euronext Growth Paris exchange. Fancy, non?
• How much bitcoin do they have, exactly? The group and its Luxembourg subsidiary now hold a total of 2,888 BTC. That’s enough to make even a dragon jealous.
• Who’s behind this financial sorcery? TOBAM and UTXO Management provided the funding through ATM contracts and share subscription warrants. Sounds like a spell from a very specific grimoire.
• Do they need a local AMF prospectus for this? Nope. This particular financial transaction doesn’t require a prospectus subject to approval by the AMF. Lucky them, I suppose.
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2026-03-24 11:57