The Real Housewives of Rhode Island’s Debut Taglines Revealed

The Real Housewives of Rhode Island have something to say.

Oh my gosh, you guys, I’m losing it! Bravo just dropped the opening credits for the new season, and it includes the first ever taglines for the cast from Rhode Island! I’ve been waiting for this moment forever, and it’s finally here! I’m already obsessed with what everyone said!

Ashley Iaconetti, known from Bachelor Nation, is being honest about life with her husband, Jared Haibon, and their two young children, Dawson, 4, and Hayden, 20 months. She admits it’s not always easy or perfect, despite appearances.

You know, people always ask me what my life is like, and honestly, it feels like I’m living in a romantic comedy! It’s a total rollercoaster – one minute I’m cracking up, the next I’m reaching for the tissues. It’s all part of the fun, though!

Costar Rulla Nehme Pontarelli jokingly addressed her husband Brian Pontarelli’s infidelity with a witty remark.

“I have a blessed life,” the mom to Luca, 8, and Laila, 5, said in the clip, “and I’m a loyal wife.”

Alicia Carmody playfully joked about the Italian background of many cast members, while Liz McGraw boasted about her luxurious lifestyle (with a nod to cannabis). Jo-Ellen Tiberi continued to speak her mind, and Rosie DiMare quipped about being the center of attention.

I’ve been following Kelsey Swanson’s story, and honestly, I admire her. After getting a lot of attention for her unique relationship situation – she’s with a financially comfortable partner but also exploring another connection – she’s staying true to herself and isn’t backing down from enjoying the good things in life. She’s unapologetic about living a luxurious lifestyle, and I think that’s fantastic.

“Who needs a sugar daddy,” Kelsey quipped in the show opener, “when my life is this sweet.”

If you’re just getting into the show after the first two episodes, Kelsey has quickly become the center of attention in Rhode Island, with everyone talking about her unusual home life.

I come from a very wealthy family in Rhode Island through my boyfriend, and he’s financially supported me, allowing me not to work,” she shared. “He’s a kind person, but he’s away for about five months out of the year, leaving me alone in a large, empty house.”

But long-distance isn’t the only unique aspect of the couple’s romantic arrangement.

Kelsey admits her relationship is unusual. Her partner dates several people, spending the first part of each year in Miami with someone else. Now that she’s turning 30, Kelsey wants a more committed, one-on-one relationship, but she doesn’t believe he’s willing to change his lifestyle.

She also has another boyfriend, and she sees him when she’s not with her primary partner, even though they share a very large, 16,000-square-foot house.

Keep reading to see all of the sassy season one taglines.

You can learn more about the women when The Real Housewives of Rhode Island premieres Sundays at 9 p.m. on Bravo.