Darling, Canada has decided to dabble in a spot of nation-building with its new C$25 billion Canada Strong Fund, but the crypto crowd, ever so eager to crash the party, is already whispering: “Will Ottawa finally give Bitcoin a twirl?”
- Prime Minister Mark Carney, with all the flair of a West End leading man, unveiled this sovereign wealth fund-Canada’s first, mind you-to much ado.
- The fund, a veritable smorgasbord of investment, will waltz into energy, infrastructure, mining, agriculture, and technology, all while keeping a stiff upper lip as an arm’s-length Crown corporation.
- Cointelegraph, never one to miss a dramatic entrance, posed the question: “Will Bitcoin join the portfolio?”-a query that sent crypto investors into a tizzy, citing Ohio pensions and Strategy as their supporting cast.
Ah, Canada’s new government, with its C$25 billion (roughly $18 billion, darling) fund, has become the belle of the crypto ball. Announced by Carney in Ottawa, this “first sovereign wealth fund” is meant to invest in domestic projects, but the crypto set is already dreaming of Bitcoin in the mix. How très moderne!
What This Fund Is-and Isn’t, Yet
According to the official spiel, the government will dole out C$25 billion over three years, with the fund expected to grow from returns and additional assets. It’s to be an independent Crown corporation, helmed by a CEO and a board of directors so qualified they could run a Coward play.
Carney, ever the showman, pitched it as a way for Canadians to “share directly” in large-scale investments, à la Norway and the Gulf states. “A fund for all Canadians,” they say-how delightfully inclusive!
Bitcoin Speculation Steals the Show
While digital assets weren’t so much as mentioned in the official documents, Cointelegraph’s cheeky post asking, “Will Bitcoin be added to the portfolio soon?” set FinTwit and Crypto X ablaze. Bitcoin maximalists and macro commentators alike leapt into the fray, pointing to Strategy’s Bitcoin balance sheet and U.S. pensions as precedents.
Canada, after all, is no stranger to crypto, hosting mature spot Bitcoin ETFs like Purpose’s BTCC and Fidelity’s FBTC, which manage over C$2.2 billion. Quite the regulatory darling, isn’t she?
For now, Ottawa insists the fund will focus on the real economy, but the crypto crowd’s enthusiasm proves that every new pool of capital is seen as a potential Bitcoin on-ramp. How utterly predictable-and yet, so deliciously entertaining!
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