In an age where printing money is more routine than brushing one’s teeth, macro sage Luke Gromen offers a grim yet oddly sensible view: corporations hoarding Bitcoin are not madmen — they are survivors.
On his latest YouTube exposition, delivered with all the cheer of a mortician at a funeral, Gromen lays bare how America’s financial house of cards has been propped up not by ingenuity or reform, but by kicking the can — nay, the entire trash bin — upstairs. First into equities, then into real estate, then banks, and now, inevitably, into Treasury bonds. A bubble migrates like lice through a school, seeking ever higher grades of immunity from accountability.
And what is the grand solution of our cash-strapped overlords? Why, inflate, of course! The national debt, now bloated to a cool $37 trillion (yes, with a ‘T’), must be serviced not with fiscal restraint but with freshly printed fiat confetti. Inflation, that sneaky magician of economic destruction, becomes Washington’s favorite puppet master — pulling strings behind curtains of policy and pretense.
Enter Bitcoin, rigid in supply and impervious to central planning whimsy. Corporations, sniffing doom on the dollar’s breath, rush toward digital scarcity like desperate men fleeing a sinking ship for a life raft… only to find said raft also happens to appreciate in value when everyone else starts panicking too.
“What path have we taken?” Gromen muses with the tragic gravity of a Greek chorus. “We inflated away failure after failure — first stocks, then homes, then banks… Now it’s sovereign debt’s turn to play pretend. Treasuries? Risk-free! Just print the interest payments — problem postponed until breakfast. So sure, Treasuries don’t default… but boy, do they deflate your savings!”
He continues with rueful clarity: “This is why firms hoarding Bitcoin aren’t crazy — they’re just betting that finite beats infinite deception.”
In this new world order, even corporate treasuries perform fiscal gymnastics, shunning Uncle Sam’s IOUs for something shinier, scarcer, and less likely to lose 90% of its value overnight.
And so we witness history repeat itself — except this time, instead of tulip bulbs or subprime mortgages, it’s algorithms and blockchain ledgers where the madness ends… perhaps.
At the time of writing, the U.S. government’s tab reads $37,000,000,000,000. In gold, that’s probably worth a nice dinner. For those with foresight, Bitcoin remains the dessert — sweet, rare, and frustratingly out of reach for most.
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2025-08-03 22:42