My dear, has Sam Altman gone and lost his marbles? Or perhaps he’s simply found a rather ingenious way to stir the pot. The chap is calling on the U.S. government to tax, regulate, and redistribute the wealth generated by the very technology his company is racing to build. How delightfully ironic! A Silicon Valley titan advocating for a New Deal-scale overhaul? One can’t help but wonder if he’s having a spot of fun at our expense.
In a 13-page policy paper, whimsically titled Industrial Policy for the Intelligence Age: Ideas to Keep People First, OpenAI declares that the era of artificial superintelligence demands nothing less than a complete societal makeover. Darling, it’s all very dramatic-taxation, labour markets, energy infrastructure, and even a dash of national security. One might say they’re throwing the kitchen sink at it, though I suspect the sink might be automated by now.
“We want to put these things into the conversation,” Altman trilled to Axios, with all the earnestness of a man who’s just discovered the wheel. “Some will be good. Some will be bad. But… we do feel a sense of urgency.” Urgency, indeed! One can almost hear the ticking of the doomsday clock-or is it just the sound of venture capitalists counting their profits?
The Centrepiece: A Public Wealth Fund and Robot Taxes
The pièce de résistance, my dear, is the proposal for a Public Wealth Fund. Every American, regardless of their station, would have a financial stake in AI-driven growth. How charmingly socialist! And where would this fund be seeded, you ask? Why, by the very AI companies themselves, of course. It’s all very Robin Hood, though one suspects the sheriffs of Silicon Valley might have other ideas.
And then there’s the matter of robot taxes-a concept so delightfully futuristic, one can’t help but giggle. Bill Gates floated the idea in 2017, but it’s Altman who’s now carrying the torch. One wonders if the robots will be filing their own returns.
Goldman Sachs estimates AI is already cutting 16,000 U.S. jobs per month. Younger workers, poor dears, are bearing the brunt. OpenAI acknowledges the risk, of course, but one can’t help but feel they’re closing the stable door after the horse has bolted.
Four-Day Workweeks and Portable Benefits
Beyond the fiscal fandango, OpenAI envisions a labour market straight out of a utopian novel. Four-day workweeks at full pay? Darling, it’s enough to make one believe in Santa Claus. And portable benefits, decoupled from employers? It’s all very progressive, though one suspects the details might be a tad more complicated than they let on.
Access to AI, they declare, should be a foundational right-like literacy or electricity. How very noble! Though one can’t help but wonder if they’ve considered the possibility of AI becoming the new opiate of the masses.
And then there are the “economic tripwires”-automatic expansions of safety nets when displacement metrics cross certain thresholds. It’s all very clever, though one suspects the tripwires might be as effective as a screen door on a submarine.
Containment Playbooks for Rogue AI
The most sobering section, my dear, addresses the spectre of rogue AI-Terminator-style systems that can’t be recalled. OpenAI calls for containment playbooks, incident-reporting mechanisms, and international information-sharing networks. It’s all very serious, though one can’t help but picture them running around like chickens with their heads cut off.
Frontier AI companies, they argue, should adopt public-benefit corporate governance structures. How quaint! Though one suspects the commitment to wealth sharing might be as shallow as a socialite’s concern for the working class.
The Trust Deficit
The timing of this release, my dear, was nothing short of disastrous. On the very same day, The New Yorker published an investigation into OpenAI, raising questions about Altman’s trustworthiness. Allegations of deception, internal board deliberations-it’s all very juicy. One can’t help but wonder if the paper is merely a smokescreen, a bit of “comms work” to distract from their regulatory nihilism.
Some, of course, were more charitable. Soribel Feliz, an independent AI policy adviser, credited OpenAI for putting their proposals on paper. But she cautioned that the underlying pillars-shared prosperity, risk mitigation, democratised access-are hardly groundbreaking. It’s all very familiar, though one suspects the devil is in the details.
Wider Context: An Industry Positioning Play
OpenAI’s paper, my dear, does not exist in a vacuum. With a valuation north of $850 billion and a potential public offering on the horizon, the company is playing a delicate game. The European Union’s AI Act has set the bar, but in the U.S., federal legislation remains stalled. OpenAI, meanwhile, has been accused of undermining California’s proposed AI transparency legislation. How very naughty!
The document, one might say, is a masterclass in positioning. It blends left-leaning mechanisms with a capitalist framework, appealing to both progressives and centrists. How cleverly calculated! Though one can’t help but wonder if their actions will ever match their rhetoric.
What Happens Next
OpenAI is backing the paper with money and institutional heft-fellowships, research grants, API credits. They’re convening discussions at a new workshop in Washington, D.C. How very grand! But whether any of these ideas gain legislative traction is another matter entirely. A public wealth fund, higher capital-gains taxes, a four-day workweek-it’s all a bit much for the current Congress, don’t you think?
But perhaps the paper’s significance lies not in its specifics, but in its very existence. The company building the most disruptive technology in human history is now on the record saying that disruption demands a historic policy response. If superintelligence arrives on schedule, the question is not whether these conversations need to happen, but whether they’re happening fast enough.
OpenAI is accepting public feedback at newindustrialpolicy@openai.com. Do drop them a line, darling-though I wouldn’t hold my breath for a reply.
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