Oh, dear me! Amundi, that colossal titan of European assets, wielding a fortune exceeding two trillion euros, is poised to fling its debut Bitcoin exchange-traded notes into the fray as early as 2026, or so whisper the gossips at The Big Whale. In a twist of fate that would make even the gods of Olympus chuckle, this gargantuan would-be the first European giant to sashay into the Bitcoin ballroom via regulated frolics, a domain long monopolized by the Yankee upstarts.
After eons of mere peeping through the curtains, Amundi has deigned to pirouette onto Europe’s digital stage. These ETNs, you see, shall mimic the American Bitcoin ETFs in a ballet of exposure to the fickle asset, all while curtseying to the continent’s notoriously prudish regulatory chaperones. One might say, darling, it’s like inviting a fox to dine with the hens, but with far less feathers ruffled!
For the Old World markets, this affair could herald a veritable revolution, bestowing upon Bitcoin the imprimatur of institutional aristocracy amidst the stodgy halls of traditional finance. How droll!
🔴 Exclusive @TheBigWhale_: Amundi is (finally) entering Bitcoin
After watching the BlackRock hurricane from afar for a long time, the European asset management giant is taking the plunge.
According to our sources, Amundi is preparing to launch its first Bitcoin ETNs in early…
– Grégory Raymond 🐳 (@gregory_raymond) October 13, 2025
Meanwhile, BlackRock’s iShares Bitcoin Trust has hoarded over 800,000 of these glittering BTC baubles, comprising nigh on 3.8% of the world’s supply, valued at a princely $97 billion. The ETF’s meteoric ascent-outshining even its own S&P 500 darling-proves that Bitcoin has shed its pauper roots for the silken robes of institutional royalty. How utterly Wilde!😂
Bitcoin’s frivolous funds fandango
Amundi swoops in as the Atlantic’s appetite for Bitcoin simmers with unseemly vigor on both shores. BlackRock’s ETF hymn has serenaded the masses, proving that a dash of regulatory clarity and a smidgen of institutional elbow grease can turn digital dust into gold. Oh, the irony!
Whilst IBIT lords it over the Yankee regulators, Amundi’s impending ETNs threaten to bridge the chasm with a wink and a nod. Savvy onlookers opine that this shall lure pension plutocrats, insurance impresarios, and even sovereign sultans, hitherto barred from crypto’s carnival by EU’s everlasting veto. Potent stuff!🔥
With its elephantine scale and impeccable pedigree, Amundi might just elevate European Bitcoin from pariah pastime to portfolio paragon. How quaintly progressive!
Behold, BlackRock and Amundi now as dueling divas of this grand transformation, anchoring Bitcoin’s institutional coronation. One sets the American precedent; the other extends the gilt-edged invitation to Europe, whispering, “Come, partake in the mainstream minuet!” Sarcasm aside, it’s a tango for the ages. 🎭💰
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2025-10-13 22:51