Well, folks, it’s another glorious day in the world of crypto – where Bitcoin dips below $100,000 (gasp! Who saw that coming?) and altcoins just love throwing tantrums. 🎢💸
But fear not, because Cathie Wood’s ARK Invest is here to prove that while most people run for cover, they decide to buy everything sinfully possible. Think of it as the “buy-the-dip” version of bank robbing, but with more spreadsheets and fewer masks. 🦸♀️🧾
ARK’s Buying Frenzy: More Shares Than Your Aunt’s Overstuffed Closet
On Friday, ARK’s finest added a massive 18,089 shares of BitMine, and then-just for fun-sprinkled some more into ARKW, ARKK, and the adorable ARKF. Because why not make your portfolio look like a garage sale? 🏷️🎉
That’s a grand total of what, 169,407 shares of BitMine alone? Someone’s feeling bullish-probably literally, since these stocks are doing the rollercoaster thing. Also, Bullish shares? Up the wazoo – 75,515 overall, because ARK is basically shopping for crypto stocks like they’re clearance shoes. 👠💰
“Here’s every move Cathie Wood and Ark Invest made in the stock market today 11/14”
– Ark Invest Tracker (@ArkkDaily) November 15, 2025
Stocks Playing Hard to Get – & Not in a Good Way
Meanwhile, the market’s like that friend who’s always flaky-selling off, dropping hard, and basically throwing a fit. Bullish is chilling at $38.49, down 6%. BitMine? Also taking a nosedive, trading at $34.40, because everything’s fine. 😅
Crypto Buying Spree: Because Why Not Catch Falling Knives?
Oh, and ARK’s not just dabbling-they’re diving into the crypto cold pool. Recently, they snagged more Circle stock below $90, dropping a cool $46 million for 542,269 shares. It’s kind of like buying stocks at a clearance sale, but with way more zeros. 📉💲
Circle’s also feeling pretty proud, reporting a whoppin’ 66% revenue jump in Q3-$740 million, y’all. Meanwhile, BitMine, the Ethereum titan, just appointed a new boss, because what’s a blockchain company without a little leadership shuffle? 🤷♀️
They’ve also added a couple of folks to the board who are probably just as excited as we are to see all these investments grow. ARK’s basically saying, “HODL, y’all,” while the market’s throwing a fit. 🚀🍼
“Here’s every move Cathie Wood and Ark Invest made in the stock market today 11/13”
– Ark Invest Tracker (@ArkkDaily) November 14, 2025
ARK Invest is riding high, buying the dip like it’s Black Friday on steroids, and betting big on the crypto future-because why not shoot for the moon when the market’s crashing? 🚀🌕
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2025-11-15 16:18