Stocks Crash, Tariffs Roar, and Jobs Ghost Us—What a Mess! 😩💸
So here’s the tea: major U.S. stock indices are having a meltdown worthy of an Oscars speech. On Tuesday (yes, *that* Tuesday), the Dow Jones dropped 130 points—or 0.29%, but who’s counting? It was dragged down by healthcare firms who clearly didn’t get the memo about performing well. Meanwhile, the S&P 500 dipped 0.11%, and the tech-heavy Nasdaq tiptoed downward by 0.09%. Subtle, yet devastating. Like finding out your favorite snack has been discontinued. 🍿💔