Bitcoin’s Dance of Folly: $69,000 and the Ghosts of March

Glassnode, that oracle of on-chain analytics, and the chorus of market analysts, with their charts and incantations, predict a prolonged accumulation phase through the end of March. Volatility, they say, shall diminish, yet the air is thick with the scent of defensive maneuvers-a market arming itself against unseen phantoms. Ah, the theater of finance, where every actor is both hero and fool!








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