The Crypto Carnival: A $7B Mirage of Bots and Vanity 🎭💸

But ah, there’s a number missing from this grand tale-a number that should send shivers down the spine of every investor. Only 30% of Web3 marketing budgets reach actual humans. The rest? Evaporated into bot farms, Sybil networks, and automated arbitrage schemes. It’s like paying for a grand feast only to discover the guests are all mannequins. 🎭🍽️

Marathon Launches in March 2026 for $40, Proximity Chat and Solo Queue Included

When the game launches, players will have access to four maps: Perimeter, Dire Marsh, Outpost, and the UESC Marathon’s Cryo Archive. The first part of the Cryo Archive will be available immediately and offers a difficult challenge for experienced players, with more content coming in Season 1. New features include the ability to chat with nearby players, a solo queue option, and a new playable character called Rook, who excels at finding resources.

RPG Series That Dates Back to the SNES Getting a New Game

Can you believe it? Today is the 30th anniversary of the Tales of series! It feels like yesterday I first discovered it. It all started way back on December 15, 1995, with Tales of Phantasia on the SNES. While most of us probably know and love the series from PlayStation, it’s pretty cool to remember it actually began as a Nintendo exclusive. It’s amazing to see how far it’s come!

Bungie’s Marathon Is Releasing Very Soon (And Shocking New Details Revealed)

Bungie announced that Marathon will launch in March for $39.99, making it a great value. They’re adding even more value by ensuring the battle pass never expires, guaranteeing there are no ways to pay for advantages, and providing all updates – including new maps – as free content. After a period of silence, Bungie recently shared a detailed video showcasing their vision for the game, which you can watch below.

🚀 Bitcoin to $140K? M2 Money Says “Hold My Beer”! 🤑

Bitcoin chart from MoneyLord

Now, this M2 business is like tryin’ to explain calculus to a mule-most folks ain’t buyin’ it. But MoneyLord’s stickin’ to his guns, sayin’ it’s the key to Bitcoin’s next big hoedown. He’s predictin’ a price surge so big, it’ll make your eyeballs pop out like a frog in a frying pan. 🍳 According to him, the recent disconnect between Bitcoin and M2 ain’t no failure-it’s just the market throwin’ a hissy fit, what with all the financial shenanigans goin’ on. 🤡

Rob Reiner’s Love Story With Michele Reiner Is Sweeter Than a Rom Com

The director of This Is Spinal Tap originally envisioned Elizabeth McGovern starring alongside Billy Crystal in his 1989 romantic comedy. He pitched the idea to Nora Ephron, drawing heavily from his own personal experiences with love, and McGovern – who was his girlfriend at the time – was his first choice for the female lead.