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The systemic leverage, once a frothy 10% of the market cap in 2025, has now dwindled to a mere 3%-a veritable monsoon of prudence. Such austerity, they claim, is the perfect recipe for a “sustainable recovery,” as if crypto had ever known the meaning of the word.

This proclamation came in the wake of a rather dramatic exodus-yes, an exodus!-of the Zcash core developer team. It conjures up images of biblical proportions, does it not? And thus, Mow, in his inimitable style, did not miss the opportunity to express his thoughts on these “s-coin developers” who seem to abandon their posts with the fickleness of a summer breeze.

In an effort that could only be described as “fascinatingly bureaucratic,” Colombia’s tax and customs authority, known affectionately as DIAN (Dirección de Impuestos y Aduanas Nacionales), has rolled out a regulation worthy of a novel by Gogol himself, one that transforms the landscape of cryptocurrency tracking in this fine nation.

The stablecoin circus hit $33 trillion in 2025, bolstered by digital dollars that don’t quite lie, cheat, or steal-unless the universe tells them to. With a presidential nod from Mr. Trump, who wore his top hat year-round, Wall Street clapped like a rowdy riverboat crew. BuzzFeed-or “Bloomberg,” as the old-timers call it-reported this and blamed it all on USDC and USDT doing the jitterbug while the dollar chased them around the globe.