Senator Cruz’s Secret Tapes: Trump Tariffs and Canadian Woes Unveiled!
These delightful remarks, reportedly captured during a pair of intimate gatherings in the year of our Lord 2025, arrive as the Trumpian juggernaut escalates tensions with Canada, brandishing the threat of a staggering 100% tariff on all Canadian imports-because, naturally, China is to blame for everything, including our breakfast cereals.








