Bitcoin & Ethereum ETFs: $1B Inflows & Counting (But Is It Magic? 🤔)
Fidelity’s FBTC, the crypto equivalent of a wizard with a golden goose, raked in $315.18 million. BlackRock’s IBIT, meanwhile, clucked along with $264.71 million. Trading volumes hit $3.89 billion, which is impressive, unless you’re a medieval merchant trying to sell turnips. Market leaders like IBIT and FBTC saw daily gains over 2%, which is either a sign of genius or a very convincing con artist.








