PS5 Is Edging Out the Switch 2 in the UK So Far This Year

Okay, so the new Nintendo console is absolutely crushing it! Seriously, it’s broken sales records in most places. Nintendo did a great job with the marketing, and thankfully, there were enough units available to meet the demand. It’s been such a hit in the first six months that they’ve actually had to increase how many they expect to sell this year – that’s how well it’s doing!

Turkmenistan Legalizes Crypto – Because of Course They Did 🙄

Turkmenistan, the land of mandatory haircuts and state-approved happiness, has decided crypto is the next big thing. President Berdimuhamedov, aka “The Crypto Enthusiast Who Definitely Uses A Flip Phone,” passed a law to regulate the industry. Because when you think “blockchain innovation,” you think total state surveillance, right?

Bitcoin’s $1B FOMO Party: Fireworks, Slippage, and a Quiet Week Gone Wild 🚀💥

Turns out, this wasn’t your run-of-the-mill chart-driven shenanigan. Oh no. The real hero (or villain, depending on your portfolio) was slippage. Yes, slippage-the financial equivalent of tripping over your own feet but somehow landing on a pile of cash. CryptoQuant’s Maartunn (a name that sounds like a Nordic superhero) flagged a whopping 163 BTC in buy-side slippage. That’s right, 163 BTC. Or, in human terms, “a lot.” 💸🔍