
As a lifestyle expert, I’d rephrase it like this:
In the years 2022 and 2023, I, R. Kelly, faced trials in Brooklyn and Chicago federal courts respectively. In the former, I was found guilty on nine counts of racketeering and Mann Act violations related to the forced movement and exploitation of women and minors for illicit sexual activities. In the latter, I was convicted on six out of thirteen counts of child pornography production and soliciting a minor for sexual activity. However, I was acquitted on the remaining seven counts.
Currently, I’m serving my sentences at a federal correctional institution in Butner, North Carolina. According to prison records, my expected release date is December 2045, when I would be 78 years old. For those interested in understanding the chronology of these events, keep reading for more details.