Ah, the future! A realm of AI-powered poets, blockchain-verified electric chariots, and zero-knowledge rollups guarded by machine learning sorcerers! Alas, Binance, that merciless stage manager of crypto, has just pulled the curtain on four such dreams with the subtlety of a comedic farce.
Mark your calendars for 9 a.m. UTC on Jan. 21, when Binance shall execute a grand finale of delistings-BIDUSDT, DMCUSDT, ZRCUSDT, and TANSSIUSDT-like a theater closing after a disastrous premiere. Positions will be liquidated, tokens banished, and new entrants barred with the rigor of a bouncer at a ghost town gala.
Exit, stage left! Or risk being devoured by auto-deleveraging, that ravenous wolf in financial garb.
A Tragicomedy of Errors
Behold the plight of CreatorBid (BID), once a star of tokenized AI agents, now reduced to $0.022-a price so low, even beggars weep. Its 12.5% monthly loss? Merely a prelude to this month’s grand débâcle. And that $1.53 million volume spike? A desperate waltz of panic, not passion!
DeLorean (DMC), that nostalgic relic of tokenized electric car fantasies, briefly sparkled like a gas station neon before plunging to $0.0011. TANSSI, in a last-ditch effort, staged a 30% surge-only to vanish like a magician’s rabbit down a rabbit hole. As for ZRC? It barely flinched, perhaps content to avoid the spotlight.
Binance’s post-mortem? A list as dull as a monk’s sermon: “Extreme volatility, reduced liquidity, and no insurance fund.” All hail the almighty insurance fund! Meanwhile, these tokens’ futuristic jargon-AI sequencers, sovereign appchains-now lies in ruins, a monument to hubris.
This delisting, dear reader, is no tragedy. It is a farce, a slapstick of speculation, where projects run out of narrative faster than their wallets. The curtain falls, the investors flee, and Binance? It simply moves on to the next act.
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2026-01-18 20:14