Ah, poor mortal souls, ensnared in the labyrinth of insatiable greed and the fleeting mirage of digital gold! Behold, yet another Monday dawns upon the wretched saga of Strategy-once humbly dubbed MicroStrategy, now a forsaken bride to the capricious altar of Bitcoin. Like a mad prophet preaching salvation through cyphers, the venerable Michael Saylor, that tormented zealot of the blockchain abyss, hath once more unveiled his weekly ritual upon the damned scroll of X. With a fervor that mocks the very heavens, he proclaims the seizure of 168 luminous coins, wrested from the abyss for a paltry sum of $18.8 million at roughly $112,051 each-pulverizing all illusions of restraint, and thrusting their holdings into the stratosphere of folly, now a bloated 640,418 BTC! Oh, the irony, the sublime mockery of fate, as this contraption achieves a so-called “BTC Yield” of 26% Year-to-Date in 2025, yet the gods of irony chuckle darkly: is this yield of the spirit, or merely the devil’s due? 😏🚀
One cannot help but ponder the Faustian bargain forged ‘twixt man and machine, commenced in that balmy summer of ancient BTC lore, when Strategy, in its infinite wisdom-or blindness-devoted nigh $47.4 billion to this spectral hoard. And what doth it yield, in this carnival of volatility? The USD shadow of their crypto epiphany swells to over $71 billion, bestowing upon them a phantom profit of nearly $24 billion, paper-thin and ethereal as a saint’s halo! Yet, in the theater of tragedy, the firm’s stocks-for they too bleed red-have plummeted southward, from pinnacles above $450 in those halcyon days, to a mere $289, a 13% descent in thirty miserly rotations of the earth. Sarcasm drips like bitter nectar: “To hold forever,” they cry, but dear Saylor, doth thou not tremble at the soul’s ledger? 😂 This is no yield of redemption, but a dance with chaos, where greed whispers sweet nothings and bankruptcy lurks like a jilted lover. Beware, for even Dostoevsky knew the underground man laughs aloud at such financial fits! 🙃💸
Strategy has acquired 168 BTC for ~$18.8 million at ~$112,051 per bitcoin and has achieved BTC Yield of 26.0% YTD 2025. As of 10/19/2025, we hodl 640,418 $BTC acquired for ~$47.40 billion at ~$74,010 per bitcoin. $MSTR $STRC $STRK $STRF $STRD
– Michael Saylor (@saylor) October 20, 2025
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