After a year of digital hibernation, a Bitcoin whale-crypto’s most elusive socialite-has resurfaced, flapping its fins with a grand gesture: 800 BTC, worth $84.87 million, snatched at $106,060 each. One might call it a midlife crisis… or a calculated bet against the market’s current bout of existential dread.
A whale, once vanished, now hoards 800.19 BTC ($85.51M) from OKX and Binance, as if saying, “Let’s play 2025’s version of musical chairs.”
– Onchain Lens (@OnchainLens) November 4, 2025
This trader, a master of three lucrative “swing trades” between 2022-2024 (netting $120M, because why not?), now bets on Bitcoin’s volatility like a Victorian novelist bets on a tragic love affair. The market, however, remains a fickle lover.
Whale Accumulation amid Market Weakness
Bitcoin, currently $103,000-a price so low it makes a broke grad’s rent feel luxurious-plummets 3.5% in 24 hours, while trading volume balloons to $80.49B. The $2 trillion market cap clings to life like a last-minute birthday wish. Meanwhile, CryptoQuant’s Realized Cap Dynamics chart reveals a network starved of new capital, its metrics languishing near zero-a financial “meh.”
Bitcoin realized cap dynamics: speed, strength, and trend | Source: CryptoQuant
Analysts, ever the optimists, warn that without a surge in realized capital, Bitcoin may soon enter a “distribution phase”-a euphemism for “panic sell.” A poetic fate for an asset that once promised immortality.
The Smarter Web Company Expands Bitcoin Treasury
As Bitcoin slumped to $103K, The Smarter Web Company-UK’s most publicly traded, crypto-obsessed corporation-snapped up 4 BTC at $108,510 each ($432K). Its total holdings? 2,664 BTC, valued at £220 million. One imagines the CEO sipping tea and muttering, “We’re just gardening in digital coins.”
Under its “10 Year Plan,” the company buys BTC like a Victorian baron acquiring rare orchids, integrating it into treasuries and accepting payments. A bold move-or a delusional one? Only time will tell.
The Smarter Web Company RNS Announcement: Bitcoin Purchase.
The Smarter Web Company (AQUIS: #SWC | OTCQB: $TSWCF | FRA: $3M8), a London-listed tech firm and the UK’s largest publicly traded company holding Bitcoin on its balance sheet, announces the purchase of…
– The Smarter Web Company (@smarterwebuk) November 4, 2025
Analysts Split on Market Outlook
Swissblock claims Bitcoin has held above $100K for 180 days, forming a “confluence zone” so critical it could make a geologist weep. “Hold $100K, and bulls reset for a rally; lose it, and welcome to the void of fear,” they declare. Meanwhile, Glassnode notes short-term momentum improves as institutions flee, taking $617.2M with them. A paradoxical ballet of hope and despair.
Bitcoin, what is the plan?
180 days above $100K, and not once has it closed below. The $100K zone: a structural floor built on volume and confluence, now teetering like a Jenga tower.
November brings…
Hold $100K, and the bulls…
– Swissblock (@swissblock__) November 3, 2025
And finally, the MVRV ratio-now 2.05-whispers of capital rotation but little demand. If Bitcoin clings to $100K-$103K, a rebound to $110K might materialize. Or not. After all, in crypto, hope is a volatile currency. 💰✨
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