Ah, mesdames et messieurs! Behold OranjeBTC, the audacious Bitcoin-treasury company hailing from the exotic lands of Brazil, who, with a flair only a true crypto-troubadour can carry, proclaims it has devoured 3,650 BTC-and plans to parade it all on the grand public stage via a reverse IPO come October! With such gluttony, OranjeBTC politely pushes Meliuz aside, climbing to the throne as Latam’s largest bitcoin treasure hoarder.
OranjeBTC Rockets as the Greatest Bitcoin Treasury Titan in Brazil and All of Latin America
As the noble masses swarm to Bitcoin like moths to a digital flame, each dreams of mimicking the great Michael Saylor’s storied stratagem. Our cheeky Brazilian OranjeBTC has just entered this glorious battlefield, armed with wallets bulging and wallets bulgier.
Founded by none other than the former Bridgewater maestro, Guilherme Gomes, OranjeBTC now towers as the colossus of bitcoin treasuries in Brazil and beyond, declaring with a flourish that it has acquired 3,650 BTC, spending nearly $385 million-quite the princely sum!-at an average price of $105,300 since the midsummer’s dawn.
Such a purchase thrusts them high above Meliuz, who, poor chap, only managed to amass 604.7 BTC. But fear not! They are like apples and those strange tropical fruits-Meliuz offers cashback treats whereas OranjeBTC is a singular bitcoinian muse! Behind such grandeur stand titans: the Winklevoss twins, cryptographer Adam Back, FalconX, and even the Mexican magnate Ricardo Salinas, as if summoned by cosmic decree.
And yet, this is but the prologue! OranjeBTC vows to continue its voracious feast of bitcoin once the curtain rises on Brazil’s B3 stage via a reverse IPO in early October. Utilizing the noble steed Intergraus-an educational chain-they shall not only hoard but enlighten, offering crypto courses for the eager and befuddled alike.
In a tête-à-tête with Brazil Journal, Monsieur Gomes revealed OranjeBTC’s grand design: to bestow Latam investors with the holy grail of Strategy’s stratagems.
He proclaimed with theatrical gusto:
“We bring forth to Latin America the premiere publicly traded company devoted entirely to bitcoin, intent on hoarding the greatest bitcoin masses, all whilst tenderly educating our dear investors.”
Moreover, the visionary Gomes, crystal ball in hand, opined that this crypto pièce de résistance is still but in its opening act, wagering on its mass allure soon enough. “Bankers and insurers will rally to our cause, you’ll see! A new industry dawns. Throughout Latin America, not one soul dares focus 100% on this melodious madness.” And so our saga unfolds! 🎭💰
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2025-09-25 10:58