- ADA’s monthly decline is so bad, it’s like watching your ex’s dating profile 😒📉.
- Whales sold 4M ADA? More like 4M excuses for why they’re broke 💸.
- Technical indicators scream “SELL!” louder than a mom at a school play 👩🎤.
- Midnight’s 1M mining addresses-because who doesn’t want to mine crypto at midnight? 🕶️💻.
- AI predicts ADA at $9 by 2030? Sure, if pigs fly and Bitcoin becomes legal tender 🐷💸.
The “rebound” is a joke. Whales are fleeing like it’s 2022 all over again, and the charts look like a toddler drew them with a crayon. Welcome to crypto, where hope dies last… but your savings die faster 💀.
On-chain data reveals wallets with 100K-1M ADA are selling like it’s Black Friday at the crypto mall 🛍️🔥. Big investors? More like big quitters. They’re trading ADA for “safer” assets-read: whatever they’re buying on Amazon with their crypto losses 🛒.
Technicals Point to Ongoing Weakness
Cardano’s chart looks like a deflated balloon animal at a toddler’s birthday party 🎈💥. ADA clings to $0.53, trapped in a channel so bearish, even bears are bored. Bollinger Bands? They’re just there for show. MACD? It’s throwing up 🤢.
RSI at 41? That’s not recovery-it’s a cry for help. A move below $0.51 would make ADA’s price feel like a rejected proposal. Break above $0.60? Please. That’s what happens when you believe in fairy tales 🧚♀️.
whales sold 4M ADA. Translation: “I told you so” to every HODLer who bought the “moon” hype 🌕.
Whales offloaded 4M ADA! Because nothing says “confidence” like dumping your coins mid-2023.
– Ali (@ali_charts)
Still, Cardano’s “fundamentals” are strong? Sure. Let’s ignore the fact that its ecosystem is basically a LinkedIn page for developers 🧑💻.
Midnight Network Drives Ecosystem Growth
Midnight, the privacy sidechain, now has 1M mining addresses. Great! Now everyone can mine crypto while pretending they care about privacy 🤭. Sebastien Guillemot’s tweet about NIGHT holders is basically a group chat for people who still think crypto is a get-rich-quick scheme 💬.
~200K claims > 1M addresses-because nothing says “scalability” like a waiting list for tokens.
– SebastienGllmt
Charles Hoskinson calls Midnight a “pillar of scalability”? Sounds like a metaphor for how fast investors will lose money 🏗️.
AI Price Models Suggest Gradual Recovery Ahead
AI forecasts say ADA could hit $9 by 2030. If pigs fly and Elon Musk starts a Bitcoin ETF, sure. Otherwise, enjoy your 2025 price of $0.95-perfect for buying a cup of coffee and wondering why you didn’t just invest in stocks 🏘️.
Without ETFs or retail mania, ADA might as well be Monero. Long-term optimism? It’s like betting on a casino with no dice 🎲.
This is not financial advice. It’s just me being sarcastic while you lose money on ADA. Do your own research-because if you trust this, you’ve got bigger issues than ADA’s price. 🚫💰
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