Enter Chad Steingraber, crypto commentator and self-proclaimed “prophet of the blockchain,” who flung the news into the void like a digital lit fuse. The crypto community, ever the enthusiastic pyrotechnicians, responded with the fervor of a thousand caffeinated monks. “Behold!” he declared, as if summoning a crypto-unicorn from the depths of the Ethereum blockchain. 🦄
According to a Monday announcement (which, let’s be honest, was probably written on a napkin in a pub 🍻), this is their biggest purchase since late September. The average price? A cool $102,557 per Bitcoin. That’s a lot of tea and biscuits, let me tell you. With this latest splurge, their Bitcoin stash now stands at a whopping 641,692 BTC. That’s enough to make even Granny Weatherwax raise an eyebrow. 🧙♀️
Ladies and gentlemen, Startale Group, in cahoots with Sony Blockchain Labs, proudly presents their latest marvel: the Startale App. This “SuperApp” is designed to make blockchain interactions as intuitive as a toddler swiping a screen… if the toddler were also a sorcerer. 🧙♂️📱
Ripple (XRP), that enigmatic token, traded at $2.45, a mere shadow of its former self, having tumbled 33% from its yearly peak. Oh, the drama of it all! Even the filing of Canary’s 8A with the SEC, usually a harbinger of launch, failed to lift its spirits. Bloomberg’s Eric Balchunas, ever the optimist, predicts trading to commence by Thursday. 🗓️
So, what does this all mean? Well, Canary Capital has just dropped the paperwork that makes it all official. That sweet Form 8-A registration with the SEC could be the thing that finally gets this show on the road, and Nasdaq is poised to get its hands on those juicy XRP shares.
Well, here we are again. It’s your daily dose of CoinDesk 20 updates, where we all pretend to understand what’s going on in the cryptocurrency world. At the moment, the CoinDesk 20 is hanging in there at a respectable 3420.49, but it’s taken a little tumble-down by 2.1% (-73.11) since 4 p.m. ET on Monday. Just when you thought things couldn’t get more exciting…
Or, heavens forbid, what if the US government, in its infinite wisdom, ends its shutdown prematurely, unleashing a torrent of SEC commentary to spoil the party? 🍾🤡
The rate of XRP, once a soaring eagle, now plummets with the grace of a trembling leaf, descending 3.35% in 24 hours. 🪻
Ethereum holders are back in the black, increasing the chances of a rally to $4,000. 🧙♂️💸
Starting November 11, a lucky bunch of UK users will get to play with Coinbase’s new toy-the Coinbase Savings Account. It’s got a 3.75% annual equivalent rate (AER) that dances to the market’s tune, paid out daily because who has time to wait? Users can deposit or withdraw faster than you can say “Mark Twain’s mustache.” No lockup periods, no minimum balance-just pure financial freedom. 🕺
