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Musk’s decision to form the America Party was sparked by his intense criticism of the so-called One Big Beautiful Bill, a tax-cutting and spending bill that was signed by President Donald Trump. Musk, ever the fiscal watchdog, called the bill “insane” and threatened to create a new party if it passed. And, like a true visionary, he followed through the very next day, declaring, “If you desire a new political party, you will receive it by a 2:1 ratio. Today, the America Party is being established to reclaim your liberty.”

Ali, a man who knows his way around a chart, has his eye on the $2.33 resistance level. He reckons that if XRP can manage to break through this level and stay above it, it might just pave the way for a rally to $2.60. That’s right, folks, a potential surge in upward momentum that could make your head spin. 🤯

Seeing this, the U.S. Secret Service, traditionally known for protecting political leaders, has quietly emerged as a key player in the fight against crypto crime. It’s like they’ve traded in their bulletproof vests for blockchain busters. 🛡️💻

On Saturday, the mempool had just 5,000 odd transactions awaiting inclusion, with the tally rising to 15,000 at press time. Still, this is a far cry from the 150,000 transactions when BTC’s price first soared above $100,000 in late 2024, according to data from Blockchain.com. 📈

Now, don’t mistake these tokens for mere meme coins with the IQ of a goldfish and nothing but rocket emojis for credentials. These here are hard-nosed upstarts, using blockchain wizardry to keep content safe, fill creators’ pockets, and outsmart the AI critters that threaten to gobble up the web. So, let’s drag this tale through the mud and see which tokens are worth the ride in this wild, AI-driven bonanza.

It appears that both Bitcoin and Solana are on the cusp of completing a most propitious chart pattern, the vaunted “cup and handle” 🏆. Should this come to pass, we may witness a veritable explosion of growth, with BTC price and SOL price targets reaching for the stars at $230,000 and $4,390, respectively 🌟.

But don’t pop the champagne just yet, dear reader. The 12-hour chart shows a darker side — bearishness still looms over Toncoin like a storm cloud. Despite the recent frenzy, the token struggles to breach the magical $3 and $2.92 marks, painted in hopeful green. Alas, even in crypto, some dreams are never realized.

But let’s not get bogged down in branding. The real magic here is their “Self-Writing Internet,” which sounds like something straight out of a sci-fi novel. In this brave new world, users can create apps by describing them in natural language, without needing to code. It’s the software equivalent of asking for a sandwich without knowing how to make one. Genius, right? 🤯

Right now, Ethereum’s network is swimming in stablecoins—those lovely, dependable digital bucks. But here’s the twist: there’s a growing gap, and it’s not the type of gap that makes your pants look good. 😬

Meanwhile, Bitcoin (BTC) just keeps hanging around $108,000. Doesn’t go up, doesn’t go down—just sits there. Reminds me of my neighbor’s car that never moves but somehow always gets a parking ticket. Ethereum (ETH)? Same story above $2,500. Completely sideways. If boredom were a sport, ETH would win gold. The total crypto market cap is $3.32 trillion, and you’d think that kind of money would get you a little excitement. Nope. Nothing. Nada.💤