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While Bitcoin, the domineering patriarch, hogs the spotlight, poor XRP twirls in the shadows, caught between a rock (RSI) and a hard place (moving averages). 📉

The old guard is trembling, for the traditional startup model is no longer fit for this brave new world. Founders, once the masters of their domain, must now reimagine their craft, lest they be left behind like a forgotten serf in a Turgenev novel. 🌾

According to CoinShares’ 2026 Digital Asset Outlook, the tokenized RWA frenzy of 2025-led by US Treasurys, because nothing says “trust” like turning government debt into a digital collectible-showed “strong growth.” Onchain Treasurys doubled from $3.91 billion to $8.68 billion, while private credit nearly doubled too, climbing from $9.85 billion to $18.58 billion. A veritable feast for investors, or a prelude to a crash so dramatic even the stock market will roll its eyes. 🤷♂️

Oh, so that’s the plan, isn’t it? According to Gate Ventures, it’s been divining the future and has found that, brace yourselves, five quirky frontier forces are about to upend our oh-so-delightful digital life. First up, we’ve got real-time information aggregators for on-chain markets. Picture this: a bunch of lonely data points suddenly find love and form one giant, cohesive unit. Now that’s a start.

Apparently, they’re trying to get more people to use USDC – on Bybit, of all places! For “spot, derivatives, and payment products.” Like we didn’t have enough ways to move money around. It’s all just… layers. Layers of complexity. And what’s with the “smoother” deposits and withdrawals? Was it that bad before? 😤 I mean, a little friction builds character!

Picture this: the Central Bank of Argentina, that institution as staid as a mummy’s shroud, is toying with letting banks dabble in the wild world of cryptocurrency. Tales from a local newspaper whisper that they’re drafting some legal rabbit out of a hat to let private banks trade and safekeep cryptocurrencies.

Lo, in the autumn of this year, the venerable Harvard, that paragon of pedantic wisdom, did stir the pot of pecuniary folly by doubling its bet on Bitcoin, as if the digital ledger were some modern-day grail. From a paltry $117 million to $443 million, it danced with the crypto flame, while its gold hoard … Read more

Now, I know what you’re thinking. “What makes you so certain that Bitcoin’s going to end 2025 lounging leisurely below $84,000?” Well, my friends, that modest number more than double hints that the big bad bear is lurking. He’s not after just the lithe lambies in the stock world, oh no. He’s heading for a grand and bountiful buffet across commodities too. And boy, am I here for the drama. 🎭

This “historic” milestone (their words, not ours) means Binance can now offer “secure, regulated” crypto services from Abu Dhabi. Because nothing says “trust us” like setting up shop in a desert financial hub where the only thing hotter than the market is the midday sun. ☀️

Right. So, Solana. Apparently, it’s had a little moment above $132. A ‘wave’ they\’re calling it. Honestly, sounds exhausting. Now it’s just… hovering. Like a slightly anxious hummingbird near $138. 🙄