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XAUT, or Tether Gold, is the latest brainchild of the Tether team, who apparently decided that backing a coin with the US dollar wasn’t flashy enough. “Let’s throw some gold into the mix!” they said, probably while sipping champagne in a boardroom lined with velvet. But here’s the kicker: Binance is listing it with a “seed tag,” which is crypto-speak for “this thing is so new it might as well come with a ‘handle with care’ label.” Volatility? Oh, it’s coming. Buckle up, buttercup.

The Preventing Real-time Exploitation and Deceptive Insider Congressional Trading Act casts its net wide, ensnaring not just Members of Congress, but their spouses, dependents, the President, Vice President, and a veritable army of bureaucrats, military brass, and judicial luminaries. Truly, no corner of the ruling class is safe from this legislative broom.

According to Axios (via The Kobeissi Letter, because why not add another layer of hearsay?), the U.S. is planning a four-stage extravaganza that makes a season finale of a soap opera look understated. First up: invading or blockading Kharg Island, a tiny speck of land that somehow handles 90% of Iran’s oil exports. It’s like cutting off your nose to spite your face, but with more explosions.

Over the past week, a number of cryptocurrency investment funds have been steadily buying Worldcoin (WLD), hinting at potential early investment. This leads to the question: are larger institutions starting to show interest in Worldcoin?

Since the announcement, oil prices have started to rise, and concerns about inflation are returning. This is making investors more cautious. Typically, this isn’t good for cryptocurrencies like Ethereum and Solana, which perform best when there’s a lot of money readily available.

This proclamation, made on the twenty-sixth day of March in the year 2026, revives the chilling tale of one of the largest individual thefts in the annals of cryptocurrency. With a persistence that would make even the most patient farmer envious, Shen has been tracking this elusive phantom for over three long years, and at last, he claims, the paths of the stolen assets have become somewhat less obscured, much like a fog lifting from a countryside road.

Launched in the twilight of 2025, this ETF has thrown open the gates for US investors, offering them a glimpse into the dazzling world of five leading crypto assets: Bitcoin, Ether, XRP, Solana, and Stellar. A veritable cornucopia of digital delights!

Just when you thought the crypto world couldn’t get any more dramatic, along comes Bitcoin Depot with a leadership change that screams, “We’re totally fine, why do you ask?” Scott Buchanan stepped down faster than a scammer at a police convention, and the company insists it wasn’t because of any disagreements. Sure, Jan.

The SHIB team recently shared an update, highlighting the growing number of SHIB holders globally.

But wait, there’s more! The government has also decided that British expats can only donate up to £100,000 annually to political causes. Because, you know, nothing says “we trust you” like a six-figure cap on patriotism.