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The SHIB team recently shared an update, highlighting the growing number of SHIB holders globally.

But wait, there’s more! The government has also decided that British expats can only donate up to £100,000 annually to political causes. Because, you know, nothing says “we trust you” like a six-figure cap on patriotism.

Now, our friend Ali Martinez-the so-called “market analyst”-is waving his hands around, claiming this could be a “major trend shift from bearish to bullish.” Really, Ali? That’s quite the revelation! I mean, the guy basically tweeted it, so it must be true, right?

Bhutan’s Bitcoin reserves are vanishing faster than a yeti in a snowstorm. The Royal Government-yes, they have one, and it’s delightful-moved 519.707 BTC (worth $36.75 million) on Wednesday, according to Arkham Intelligence. That’s just the latest in a series of transfers that have seen $152 million exit their digital wallet this year. Someone’s clearly decided mindfulness doesn’t pay the bills.

The XRP token is in one of its snooziest phases ever! With price hovering just above $1.40 after a bounce that went belly up, traders are holding their breath for the next big laugh-er, I mean, move.

Lawmakers, armed with their quills and parchment (or perhaps iPads, if they’re feeling modern), are scrutinizing how tokenized securities fit into the ancient tapestry of financial systems. The hearing, a spectacle of curiosity and caution, reflects a growing desire to drag markets into the 21st century using blockchain technology. Officials, ever the skeptics, are also pondering how archaic laws might apply to these digital upstarts.

So, Bitcoin decided to play hard to get, dipping near $68,000 last week before sashaying back above $71,000 like it owns the place (which, let’s be honest, it kind of does). While the rest of us are here like, “Is this a bounce or a boomerang?” Crypto Patel swoops in with a signal so bullish, it’s practically wearing a tuxedo. According to him, BTC has the longest negative correlation with the S&P 500 since 2020. Translation? Bitcoin’s finally acting like the rebel it claims to be, decoupling from the risk asset crowd. Iconic.

Yes, indeed, Bitcoin-our digital savior-is beset by ominous omens, according to the astute analysts at CryptoQuant.

Franklin Templeton, that old sage of the financial plains, is hitching its wagon to Ondo Finance, a young buck with blockchain dreams. Together, they’re cooking up tokenized versions of Franklin’s ETFs, letting investors trade 24/7 with nothing but a crypto wallet and a prayer. No more brokerage accounts, no more waiting for the market to open-just pure, unadulterated access to the wild west of finance. Or so they say.

In a move that’s either genius or utter madness (or both, because Elon), Elon Musk’s social media platform X has hired a design guru with more crypto experience than a Bitcoin whale. Benji Taylor, the man who’s been there, done that, and probably has the blockchain-themed T-shirt to prove it, is now leading design for X. His role is somehow connected to xAI and SpaceX, because apparently, Elon’s empire isn’t sprawling enough already.