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The chart is practically whispering ominous secrets, suggesting a deeper dive unless a single level… well, holds. Which, let’s be honest, it probably won’t. 🐢

The bank, in its infinite wisdom, hath declared this a “trial portfolio,” a playground to study the arcane mysteries of crypto. 🧙‍♂️ Through a regulated platform, they have acquired a treasure trove dominated by Bitcoin, alongside stablecoins and tokenised deposits-a veritable cornucopia of digital trinkets! Yet, fear not, for these assets shall remain sequestered from the nation’s reserves, lest they taint the sacred coffers with their volatility. 🛡️

They’ve quietly slipped a confidential IPO draft to the US Securities and Exchange Commission-like a secret note passed in class, but with way more money involved-announcing their grand plan on November 13. Why all the mystery? Maybe they’re just seeking that vintage oil-painting effect of intrigue.

Data shared by CryptoOnchain on CryptoQuant shows a large outflow from Binance. Approximately $26 million worth of LINK flowed out of the exchange recently. This action indicates that there are great activities by big investors. 🐉💸

This aquatic titan, slumbering for 13 years like a dragon guarding a hoard, has now stirred, sending traders into a tizzy. “A sell-off!” they cry, clutching their wallets like a lover’s letter. Panic? Pah! Merely the overzealous dramaturgy of the market. 🐟

It’s another milestone for Bitcoin , which apparently for the first time has arrived on a central bank balance sheet. 🎉 (Or just a very fancy wallet.)

Zcash’s ascent isn’t just a fluke; it’s the result of a quiet revolution. Analysts, ever the drama queens, point to factors that sound like a Shakespearean tragedy: “Rising Interest in Privacy Infrastructure!” “Technical Rebalancing!” “Protocol Development!” It’s like the market finally realized that privacy isn’t just a luxury-it’s a necessity. Or maybe they’re just tired of being watched by blockchain’s ever-watchful eye. 👀

The crypto market, ever the enigma, continued to establish fresh levels of support on Thursday, with bitcoin trading around $103,000, while ether, that most modest of tokens, rose less than 1% to $3,500. A performance as restrained as a well-mannered debutante. 🙃

Note that whale #66kETHBorrow, who’s already accumulated a staggering 385,718 ETH (~$1.33B), decided to borrow more from Aave and deposit it to Binance. Looks like he’s gearing up for even bigger purchases! 🐳💸