Since ETFs typically grace DTCC’s stage only when the curtain’s about to rise, this spectacle suggests XRP approval might be nigh. The market, ever the drama queen, swooned 9% to $2.46 on November 10, 2025, fueled by trading frenzies and the faintest whiff of hope after Ripple’s pyrrhic SEC victory. 🎢
Behold, the charts whisper their secrets like a chorus of ancient oracles. On the 4-hour chart, Bitcoin’s price pirouetted upward on Sunday, defying the expectation of a retreat to the $100,000 support level. Instead, it ascended with the grace of a cat burglar, breaking through the downtrend line by day’s end. Yet, Monday finds it faltering at $106,000, as if the air has grown thin and the bears sharpen their claws. 🐻⚔️
However, a small Chicago Mercantile Exchange (CME) gap has formed around $104,170 from weekend trading. A CME gap occurs when bitcoin’s price on CME futures opens higher or lower than where it closed the previous session, typically over the weekend when CME markets are closed. It’s like a magical portal that only opens on weekends, and the price just waltzed through it. 🕰️🌀
After a year that’d make even Gatsby blush, Ledger’s plotting its next move: a cash grab and a transatlantic flirtation with the U.S. market. 🤑🇺🇸 Sources whisper to the Financial Times that Ledger’s CEO, Pascal Gauthier, is practically living out of a suitcase in New York, where the crypto bigwigs now sip their martinis. 🍸
This political soap opera was quite the spectacle-losses of nearly $85 billion, government workers moonlighting as unpaid superheroes, and a pantomime of halted reports that no one could read. But fear not! The long, icy grip is thawing, and the money hoses may soon gush again-salaries on Friday, folks! Time to dust off those statistics reports and pretend we’re all economists again. 📊
Keep your eye on $2.4-our current near-miss support-and $3.6, the resistance highfalutin’ traders are watching. Meanwhile, Open Interest still whispers sweet nothings about bullish leverage, so don’t count this digital chap out just yet!
Pi’s creators whispered sweet nothings about “one coin, one community,” but chaos erupted faster than a birthday surprise for a grumpy frog. Whispers of a “GCV Handbook” now claim 1 Pi equals $314k (because who needs math, right?). And get this: two Pi coins? One for exchanges, one for GCV transactions? That’s like saying you need two potatoes for a recipe-one fried, one mashed! 🥔🥔
At this very moment, ZEC dances at $658, a 20% leap in a single day-proof that madness, like gravity, requires no explanation. A 1,300% annual gain? Surely, this is either divine favor or the prelude to a spectacular collapse. But who cares, so long as the numbers go up? 📈
Despite the exodus, Bitcoin and Ethereum prices decided to play hopscotch, bouncing back by 4.4% and 7.2%, respectively. It’s almost as if they’re saying, “Sure, we’ve lost billions, but look how high we can jump!” 🚀
Ether (ETH) is currently strutting its stuff 💃 after surviving the dreaded 3400-3700 “support zone” trials by fire 🔥. Spoiler: It didn’t die. Shocking!