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The announcement made on Thursday has all the fanfare of a top hat-wearing magician pulling a rabbit out of his hat, as Pump.fun declares its newfound possession. Kolscan, named after the exceedingly riveting phrase “key opinion leader,” provides real-time transactions, their gains, and even a leaderboard ranking for those eager beavers who wish to gauge their trading prowess against the elite. Who doesn’t want to know if their wallet is audibly sobbing over poor choices? 💸

According to a recent CryptoQuant Quicktake post by the ever-so-insightful BorisVest, early warning signs suggest that BTC might need a little breather. If the momentum doesn’t pick up soon, Bitcoin could struggle to keep its bullish groove. 🕺

The rally is apparently due to a wave of macroeconomic shifts, rising US debt, tightening bond markets, and historic ETF inflows. Because, you know, nothing says “stable investment” like a cryptocurrency that can fluctuate by 10% in a single day. 😂

A recent H1 2025 report by Finbold reveals that the XRP network is seeing a sharp rise in speculative interest, with over 840,000 new wallet addresses created in the first half of the year. The report shows that XRP’s total address count jumped from 6.28 million to 7.12 million between January and June 2025. 📈

In the last hour, a total of $687.22 million in Bitcoin shorts have been liquidated, according to the crypto data aggregator CoinGlass. Imagine a room full of short sellers, all suddenly finding themselves in a rather uncomfortable position, like a group of clowns in a shrinking hot air balloon. 🎈😂

Yesterday, XRP staged what can only be described as a daring social debut—its highest 4-hour close since May 23. Gone are its days of languishing listlessly in the drawing room of consolidation. Instead, it has sashayed into a “dense area of liquidity,” the financial equivalent of storming the ballroom at midnight. In a delicious reversal of crypto etiquette, XRP is now leading Bitcoin, not playing the dutiful understudy. As the analyst quipped, “XRP is leading Bitcoin”—a phenomenon as rare as a sensible tweet from Elon Musk.

And get this, he’s using the same strategy he used when he called the 12x at $3.37. Like, what is this, a game of Monopoly? 🎲 He admits the altcoin is going up, but not to $1,000. He’s like, “Dumb money to HODL till $1,000 for us smart money to win big.” 🤑

The surge followed a spot BTC ETF daily inflow of $218.04 million, surpassing $50 billion in cumulative net inflows for the first time since its debut. Imagine that, a mere ETF inflow causing such a stir! 🤯

BTC

Sui (SUI) has jumped to a high of $3.3300, a whopping 43% increase from its lowest level in June. One can almost hear the champagne corks popping and the investors rejoicing. But, as we all know, the crypto market is a cruel mistress, and fortunes can change in the blink of an eye 👀.