The move to expand the company’s digital assets offerings, as first reported by Bloomberg, is expected to be a “meaningful growth driver” and comes alongside plans to explore delivering a stablecoin.
On Thursday, SEC Chairman Paul Atkins, who’s probably still recovering from the shock of realizing crypto isn’t a scam (yet), hinted that the agency is considering “innovation exceptions” to make tokenization less of a regulatory minefield. According to Bloomberg, Atkins said, “Staff is considering what other changes may be appropriate to incentivize tokenization within our regulatory framework.” Because nothing says “innovation” like a regulatory framework that’s still figuring out what “tokenization” means.
The BVAL, that paper tiger, now demands that every crypto trade be whispered into the ears of the taxman, lest he grow lonely. Meanwhile, blockchain—oh, that glittering illusion—is embraced like a long-lost cousin at a family reunion where no one remembers who brought the empanadas. Let us wade, dear reader, into the murky circus of Brazilian crypto regulations, where clowns wield legislation and hackers steal the spotlight.🎪
After making flirtations with the illustrious $4 trillion mark on Friday, the crypto economy, like a capricious diva, had a slight withdrawal—settling at a mere $3.81 trillion by 5 p.m. The $4 trillion soirée was partially imploded, marking a dip of 0.71% in the previous 24 hours. Bitcoin (BTC), our ever-dramatic lead, let out a theatrical sigh, slipping by nearly 2%, nearly losing its grip on the hallowed $17,000 threshold. As the curtain fell on today’s performance, crypto-related stocks delivered a curious mix of triumph and despair, forsooth!
In other news, the House has passed a landmark stablecoin bill. A monumental step, they say, toward embracing digital assets. One might even call it… *dramatic pause*… progress. 😌
Some super-smart analyst in a fancy suit claims XRP is in the middle of a bullish wave. It’s like a teen at a concert, bubbling with energy but hasn’t yet done the full crowd surf. Right now, XRP is cozying up above the golden ticket price of $3.40 from January—that’s like a VIP pass to the cool kids’ table. If it can hang in there, the next points of interest are $3.84, $4.33, and maybe even a wild $4.72! 🎊
While it’s facing resistance at $0.86, bullish indicators across on-chain and chart metrics suggest this may just be a breather before ADA breaks toward $1 and beyond. 🚀🌕
After a thrilling breakout from a descending triangle pattern, Bitcoin has been consolidating around the $118,000-$120,000 range, like a cunning feline toying with its prey. The recent shift in momentum toward bullishness has been driven by high volume and a sustained upward trend in higher lows, leaving us all breathless with anticipation.
July has been a rollercoaster, and not just for those of us who are still trying to figure out how to use a blockchain. Bitcoin has been on a tear, hitting new all-time highs and even flirting with the $23,000 mark. But just when you thought BTC was the star of the show, Ethereum swooped in like a superhero in a cape, or more accurately, like a tech-savvy millennial with a side hustle. 🦸♂️💻
In a post on X (or Twitter, but let’s not get bogged down in naming conventions), Hoskinson hailed the listing as a glorious development, much like discovering there’s ice cream in the fridge after a long day. He’s positively buzzing about the glorious availability of Cardano to Blockchain.com’s 37 million users, who can now bask in the glory of this asset from the comfort of their digital wallets. 🎊
