XRP, now below $2.15, has its community in a state of existential dread. Half the holders, once buoyant with optimism, now resemble a troupe of actors in a particularly grim play. Denial has been replaced by a somber awareness, like realizing your in-laws are coming for dinner.
On a day not unlike any other in the age of spectacle, WhiteBIT announced-as though unveiling a new tractor model at a Soviet fair-that it had entered into “strategic cooperation” with Durrah AlFodah Holding. Representing them, none other than His Royal Highness Prince Naif Bin Abdullah Bin Saud Bin Abdulaziz Al Saud, a man whose name alone could fill a five-year plan. Together, they shall lift the Kingdom of Saudi Arabia into the stratosphere of digital finance, blockchain governance, and-naturally-data infrastructure. All in accordance with Vision 2030, which, let us be honest, is less a vision and more a shopping list written in PowerPoint.
Franklin Templeton’s Benji platform, Securitize + VanEck’s VBILL, and probably a few hedge funds with suspiciously named LLCs. It’s like the Wall Street of blockchain, but with fewer ties and more gas fees.
So, World Liberty Financial has pulled off a financial Houdini act to rescue WLFI tokens from wallets more compromised than a politician’s promises. 🕵️♂️💼
Analyst Jake Claver’s back with more clues, pointing to Ripple CEO Brad Garlinghouse and BlackRock’s Larry Fink. Both said, “I can’t talk about that,” like spies avoiding interrogation. 🕵️♂️ “Can’t talk about that?” Really? That’s code for “We’re scheming in a vault!” 🤐
From tokenized hotels to digital currency frameworks, Vision 2030 is less of a plan and more of a flex. 💪
In a move that surprised exactly no one, the U.S. Securities and Exchange Commission (SEC) has finally approved the Bitwise 10 Crypto Index ETF. This decision comes after months of bureaucratic waffling, including a sudden halt to a delegated approval issued back in July. The SEC, ever the master of suspense, announced:
Bitcoin’s attempt to stay above $92,000 was about as successful as a wizard trying to juggle flaming torches in a hurricane. The bears, those grumpy old grizzlies, pushed the price down faster than a goblin fleeing a tax audit. 🐻💨
Apparently, this is the UAE’s way of saying, “We’re not just sitting on our oil reserves, we’re sitting on future gold too.” The ADIC, an arm of Mubadala Investment Company (because, why not throw in a little royalty for flair), shared with Bloomberg that Bitcoin is, in their eyes, the “digital equivalent of gold.” Yeah, sure. Because digital things that can go from $125K to $90K in a week are totally the same thing. 😂
Around 11:20 AM UTC on November 18th, Cloudflare – a company that processes roughly 20% of all internet traffic – had a major outage. Its main systems were down for almost three hours.
