On a quiet Monday morning in Asia, Bitcoin fell to $93,000, a plunge so abrupt it could make even a monk spit out his tea. Traders watched their fortunes evaporate, and the collective mood sank lower than a Siberian winter night.
A move beyond $110k, the 50DMA, within November would be a good sign, and would show parallels to April. Because who doesn’t want to relive the glory of 2025? 🤷♀️
In less than a weekend, a bunch of XRP whales decided to part ways with a nearly unfathomable 200 million tokens. It was all monitored by @ali_charts on X (though, like, when isn’t X a breeding ground for market drama?)-causing ripples of panic so severe I’d expect sea creatures in on it too. 🐳
Ah, Robert Kiyosaki. The guy who wrote Rich Dad Poor Dad, which, let’s face it, has probably made more people think they should get rich than actually get rich. But that’s beside the point. He’s back at it again, predicting silver’s rise to the moon. Apparently, the metal is having a glow-up, thanks to an ever-tightening supply and rising demand, which, of course, makes it super relevant in the current financial mess we all find ourselves in.
Yet analysts and traders argue that MSTR’s strategy may still offer unique leveraged Bitcoin exposure, fueling a split in market sentiment. 🤯📉
Even with today’s rally, things are getting spicier than a Jerry Lewis roast. Two momentum divergences and a long liquidation map that looks like a demolition derby 🏎️ suggest the next move might be… unpredictable. Will ASTER keep dancing or trip over its own feet? 🕺
From Tuesday to Friday, Dogecoin tumbled four days in succession, a masochistic dance of decline, closing the week with a 10.49% wound to its pride (and portfolio). The market, reeling from October’s $19 billion liquidation carnage-a flash crash that vaporized $1 trillion like a peasant’s dream-remained a theater of existential dread. Open interest in crypto futures, once a bloated titan, now limped forward like a drunkard, while the Fear and Greed Index, at a frigid 18, whispered of “extreme fear.” A fitting anthem for our times, one might say.
Reports from the high-energy meeting in Minsk on November 14 paint a picture of Lukashenko all but declaring war on the dollar, not with weapons, but with computers and electricity. It seems that surplus energy is now Belarus’s golden ticket, and crypto-mining is the game they’re playing. Maybe next they’ll mine a few bitcoins and call it “national treasure.” 🏆
The burning question in the sophisticated salons of Pimlico is whether this little dance of digits can prance from $1,000 to $1,010 and who knows, perhaps beyond. The charts hint at such possibility, but, like a tricky matrimonial arrangement, it all hinges on a single level finally relenting in the face of undeniable pressure. 💀📈
Ethereum (ETH) and Bitcoin (BTC)? They’ve been on a three-week losing streak, hitting their lowest levels in months. It’s like they forgot how to moon! 🌕→🌑
