Opinions, those delightful little things, are fluttering about like butterflies in a summer breeze. Some analysts are dreaming of a fruitful harvest with prices soaring upwards, while others are clutching their pearls, predicting a tumble that would make even the bravest acrobat faint.
According to data pulled from the most reliable of sources-Shibarium scan-the protocol saw its transactions rise from 656 on March 9 to 1,360 on March 10. That’s a 148% increase, the steepest slope recorded this month, and it’s been chalked up to either a sudden explosion of interest or a conspiracy by a group of aliens running a mega‑event on the platform.
On the daily chart, our dear Bitcoin was caught in a $69,000-$70,000 straitjacket, like a child refusing to leave the playground. After a brief escapade to $71,612.49, it thought better of it and retreated to its comfort zone. Price action? More like price inaction, hovering near $69,034, with support at $69,000 and resistance at $70,000-because why make a decision when you can just sit there?
Behold, Bitcoin (BTC), that digital darling, stumbled to $69,500 in the moments following the revelation-a modest 1.2% decline, as traders, ever the nervous lot, digested the data that confirmed their own prophecies. Oh, the irony of expectation!
Behold the CLARITY Act, a legislative titan born of ambition, now reduced to a chess piece in a game of industrial egos. The Senate Banking Committee, that august assembly of wisdom and compromise, finds itself paralyzed by a question as old as civilization itself: Who shall hold the people’s coin? The banks, those venerable custodians of capital, wage war against the crypto upstarts, who dare to whisper that money might yet be freed from marble temples and men in pinstripes.
On the daily chart, BTC’s still wallowing below the 100-day and 200-day moving averages. Classic. The primary trend’s tilted down like a sad clown’s nose. And that descending channel? It’s been the crypto equivalent of a toxic relationship-months of drama, no closure, just repeated heartbreak. The latest bounce? A rebound, not a revolution.
Sergey Mikheev, the Director of Business Development at BiyskKotloStroy (a name that rolls off the tongue like a boiler falling down a staircase), shared the tale with BeInCrypto in an exclusive interview with Evgeniya Likhodey. Ah, the romance of international trade!
The scheme reads like a chapter from a pulp‑fiction novel: doubloons of deception flown through misdirected text messages-those invisible trickle‑doors of information-and encrypted apps such as WhatsApp and Telegram, where sly whispers promised a “secret” Ethereum (ETH) investment that sounded too good for the ton‑up of ordinary mortal gold.
On the 10th of March, 2026, the Ministry of Finance (quite literally, because it’s a bank) unveiled its MiCA‑compliant stablecoin, for those of you who prefer numbers over magic. The coin, as wise as a sphinx, is already living on Stellar, but its family tree extends down your usual suspects: Ethereum, Solana, and the ever‑mysterious XRP Ledger. As far back as this paper can reach, the firm has been stitching coins into the fabric of every major network, and by doing so they have earned a reputation longer than the beard of a Disjected wizard.
A Tale of Three Troughs
