Here’s the tea: ETH is chilling in a range where previous rallies have face-planted harder than I did after that third glass of Pinot. And now, just as it’s trying to act all fancy above $2,200, the underlying signals are diverging like a group chat after someone says “let’s do brunch.” So, the question isn’t just how long will ETH stay above $2,200-it’s why are we even here?
The ABA, undeterred by such cavalier attitudes, presses on with the fervor of a man on a quest for truth. In the pages of their journal, their chief economist pens a treatise that would make Levin’s ruminations on agriculture seem trivial. “The true peril,” he writes, “is not in banning yield but in allowing it, for it is yield that tempts the deposits away, leaving community banks to wither like unwatered plants.”
In their blog post (which surely received a standing ovation from the marketing department), Ondo sweet-talks the SEC into thinking that recording certain securities interests as tokens is just a harmless upgrade, much like upgrading to a new phone but without the fear of dropping it in the toilet. They argue this isn’t about creating a new asset class; it’s merely about keeping up with the digital Joneses.
Dutton had been diligently stacking his Bitcoin since 2017, envisioning it as a golden nest egg for his twilight years. On a fateful Saturday, he took to X, lamenting to his 67,500 followers that his coins had performed an impressive vanishing act, disappearing quicker than a magician’s rabbit.
A mere year ago, such a spectacle would have been as likely as a peasant dining with the Tsar. Yet here we are, witnessing the once-staid guardians of the mark embracing the anarchic world of blockchain. Ah, the irony of progress!
On Monday, April 13, the venerable Cryptoquant, that oracle of numbers and fortune-tellers with slightly less romance, delivered the parade-ground news: Shiba Inu’s exchange netflow bears a negative balance of -89,493,400,000 SHIB.
In the land of windmills and tulips, ClearBank Europe has been crowned the first Dutch credit institution to offer crypto services under the EU’s Markets in Crypto Assets (MiCA) regulation. A triumph, they declare, as they prepare to sling stablecoins to their 270 institutional clients and 1.7 million serfs-er, customers.
The daily chart still behaves like a stubborn houseguest: a descending channel that won’t take a hint, with the 100-day MA around $2.4k and the 200-day MA around $2.9k looming overhead as an unamused referee. The price has been hopping below the $2.4k supply zone for weeks, and every nudge into that area meets renewed selling pressure-like the wall at a party that’s tired of hosting.
XRP is drawing serious interest from market analysts, and not for positive reasons.
According to Whalealert.io, a transaction of approximately 89.8 million XRP (worth around $119 million) recently occurred. The funds originated from the wallet address rMWqYat3nJXSLoyqB5tUsfYp6KLgoMHXTN, were temporarily held in another wallet (rwnYLUsoBQX3ECa1A5bSKLdbPoHKnqf63J), and ultimately transferred to an address associated with Coinbase (rRmgo6NW1W7GHjC5qEpcpQnq8NE74ZS1P).
