Let’s talk about XRP, shall we? Right now, it’s chilling at $2.38, down a smidge since yesterday but up 4% this week. You know, like a stock that’s pretending it has a plan but secretly just got a second cup of coffee. Analysts are vibing with the idea that maybe-just maybe-it’ll break through to $5 by December. Don’t get too excited; crypto has a history of treating “targets” like suggestions.
Enter the cup-and-handle pattern. It’s the caffeine-powered brunch staple of technical trading: you make a round-bottomed cup, sip delicately, then drop the handle and pretend it’s a strainer for chaos. According to Levi, a crypto crusader who clearly just enjoys making graphs look like haircuts, XRP’s chart is currently in the “handle” phase. If it breaks above the upper boundary, we’re allegedly in a $5 zone. Levi says it like it’s a prophecy. I say it’s the financial equivalent of expecting your avocado toast to fix inflation.
“BREAKING: $XRP chart shows a classic cup-&-handle setup pointing to a $5 target by year-end.”
– Levi | Crypto Crusaders (@LeviRietveld) November 12, 2025
Because nothing says “reliable analysis” like a Twitter thread and a MACD that’s “possibly bullish.” Love the confidence.
Mirrored Setup Hints at Repeat Move
If you studied geometry, you’ll love “As Above, So Below,” a chart pattern EGRAG CRYPTO shared. It’s two 89-day periods that look suspiciously alike, like a corporate clone of your ex who moves to Barcelona. Support levels at $2.30-$2.50, resistance at $2.80 and up. The Fibonacci extension? A tasty-sounding $4.38. Because nothing says “faith in markets” like ancient mysticism and decimal precision.
If only the ancient Greeks had known this trick, they’d have created a financial crisis and a sequel.
Market Reaction & New Development: ETFs, Oh My!
CRYPTOWZRD noted that XRP is still dancing to Bitcoin’s tune, which is fair-I mean, it’s crypto. But the key level? $2.41. Pop above that, and we’re on a rom-com montage toward success. Fail, and we’re back to a 2021 Spotify Wrapped playlist for your retirement fund.
Meanwhile, Canary Capital is dropping a US spot XRP ETF on November 13. Because apparently, feeding wallets with acronyms is the only way to get people excited about risk. And let’s not forget: the CVD turned positive, as if XRP suddenly developed a healthy appetite and a dating profile.
“Last time this happened, XRP rallied 75%.”
Next time, maybe try therapy. Or a lawyer.
So, will XRP hit $5 by December? Only time knows-along with the crypto gods, who obviously have a day job in this outcome. Stay caffeinated, stay skeptical, and remember: if it sounds like a financial fairy tale, it probably is.
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