Hold your horses, crypto bulls! The US Bureau of Labor Statistics (BLS) is throwing a party on Friday-because who doesn’t want to start their week with a data bomb? 🎉💥 The CPI is dropping like a rock, and the government shutdown is so strict, even the numbers are on strike. 🚫📊
Crypto Bulls On Alert
Why is this Friday so special? Well, it’s the first time since 2018 that CPI is released on a Friday. Because nothing says “excitement” like a surprise economic report on a day when most people are already over their coffee. ☕️📉
Adam Kobeissi is like, “This is wild!” And Nik Patel is whispering, “If inflation jumps, we’ll all panic… or maybe just buy more Bitcoin. Who knows?” 🤷♂️💰
The Macro Backdrop
The Fed is playing a dangerous game, like a toddler with a remote control. 🚀 They’re debating whether to cut rates, but the CPI is the ultimate mood killer. If it’s hot, the market might cry. If it’s cool, they’ll cheer. Either way, it’s a circus. 🎪🎪
Crypto is like a nervous puppy, waiting for the next treat. 🐶💸 If the CPI cools, the market might dance. If it heats up, the Fed will have to play “I’m not scared” while everyone else is screaming. 🤯
At press time, the crypto market cap was $3.71 trillion. That’s enough to buy a small island… or a lot of pizza. 🍕🌍
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