Welcome to the crypto rollercoaster, where the only thing more predictable than a crash is the sound of wallets crying! 🤯💸
Bitcoin, the original crash-test dummy, has taken the lead in this chaotic dance of despair. Altcoins? They’re all just trying to keep up with the chaos. 🕵️♂️💥
The chart above paints a picture so bleak, it could make a gloomy cloud weep. Today’s retracement? A carbon copy of yesterday’s meltdown, but with extra drama. 🖼️😭
Even the $88,000 level-once a fortress-is now just a sad reminder of better days. Will it hold? Probably not. It’s been tested more than a dating profile. 🧪💔
ETH? Plunging under $2,900 like it’s fleeing a zombie apocalypse. XRP? Testing $2.00 like it’s a dating app. SOL? A sad little number just above $130. 📉😩
STRK, ARB, DOT, WLD-these coins are taking hits harder than a toddler at a buffet. 8.5%? 4.2%? Welcome to the crypto version of a sob story. 📢😢
Naturally, liquidations hit $180M, because nothing says “fun” like watching millions vanish in an hour. 🧨 BTC? Still the star of the show, but ETH’s got a surprise lead. 🏆🔥
Total 24-hour losses? A cool $750M. 220,000 traders wiped out? That’s more people than a poorly attended comedy club. 🎤💣
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2025-11-20 20:05