Crypto Drama Unveiled: CZ Exposes Absurdity of Fake TON Golden Visa News đŸ€”đŸš€

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Changpeng Zhao—affectionately, sardonically monogrammed as CZ—has, with his trademark blend of monkish serenity and caffeine-fueled paranoia, graced the timeline with a public service announcement. He urges, nay, beseeches, the crypto horde to exercise caution (and, one suspects, basic common sense) after a particularly flamboyant fiction involving the “TON Golden Visa UAE” project was exposed as unremarkably fraudulent. Imagine, if you will, a golden ticket… that’s really just a golden meme.

CZ’s Digital Sermon on the Mount: “DYOR, Peasants”

Our hero, CZ, tossed a hyperlink (as one might toss stale breadcrumbs to ducks) to a Khaleej Times article. This withering missive decimates the moonshot claim that the UAE regulator lovingly entwined its fate with the TON blockchain, promising rolling deserts of crypto bliss and regulatory romance. No such affair. No wedding invitations. No blockchain dashing off with a Golden Visa stuck in its digital passport.

Initial fever-dream dispatches suggested that mortals could obtain a ten-year UAE visa simply by staking $100,000 of TON tokens for three years (because liquidity, apparently, is so last century) and then crossing the bureaucratic palms with a mere $35,000. The implication: a bold maneuver by the UAE to become the Las Vegas of blockchains—except without the casinos, drink specials, or Elvis impersonators.

CZ, ever the pragmatic philosopher, gently observed that one could, in pragmatic reality, hand over $1,000 (in whatever major crypto you’re accidentally hodling) to an agent to submit a golden visa application. “No guarantees,” he mused—one imagines a sly eyebrow raised—“but if you are worth your salt, chances are good.” His final benediction: always loiter near official sources before swallowing any whopper you read online.

You never know what to believe these days. 😂 DYOR!

— CZ đŸ”¶ BNB (@cz_binance) July 7, 2025

For the hard of thinking, the next tweet smacked them once again with the blunt instrument of “do your own research.” This, mind you, is the crypto equivalent of “don’t eat yellow snow.”

FWIW. If this article is true (common sense says it is), then it’s just aggressive/misleading marketing. DYOR.

You can pay $1k (in most major cryptos) to an agent to submit an application for a golden visa. No guarantees, but if you are worth your salt, there is a high chance


— CZ đŸ”¶ BNB (@cz_binance) July 7, 2025

Forecasts, Fortunes, and Fool’s Gold: CZ’s $1 Million Bitcoin Dream

Quite recently, in the courts of Pakistan (digital, naturally), CZ was thrust upon the altar of prophecy and pressed as to whether bitcoin would gallop to the astronomical figure of one million dollars. “Certainly,” quoth he, evading the nettlesome triviality of “when” with the practiced slipperiness of a fish in baby oil. He all but winked at the crowd: “Not this year, friends, but—ah—the cycle, the cycle!” For those confused, “the cycle” is, of course, an elastic concept, stretched by bulls and bears alike to fit whatever bag you’re holding.

A week prior, he parried yet another digital prod concerning his soothsaying, jesting about the nature of “this cycle”—as if the term were a cryptic haiku or IKEA assembly manual. Today, for those scoring at home, Bitcoin made a brief, twitchy hop toward $110,000, as Elon Musk mused that a hypothetical “America Party” would enthusiastically embrace Bitcoin—because, after all, “fiat is hopeless.” One can only speculate how many memecoins will be minted before lunch.

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2025-07-07 15:14