Crypto Whale’s $2.5M Rant: MEXC’s KYC Madness 🐋💥

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O, ye mighty serf of the digital realm, behold the tale of White Whale, a crypto trader whose wrath hath swollen to $2.5 million! Behold, MEXC, that fickle czar of the virtual bazaars, doth act as judge, jury, and executioner, all while demanding kopecks of your soul via KYC! 🧠💸

Lo, the trader doth cry: “These exchanges, situated in distant lands, be as hussars of yore-unreachable, unaccountable, and ever ready to pillage!” Yet, he doth offer $250,000 to the brave and $250,000 to the charitable, as if charity were a shield against bureaucracy! 🦁📜

MEXC Freezes $3.1M in Trader Funds Without Clear Reason

In the year 2025, nay, the year of the digital ox, the trader posted on X: “MEXC, thou art a trickster! Thou didst freeze my $3.1M, yet givest no reason, though I didst pass thy video checks and address proofs!” 🤡📦

To fight back, he launched a campaign of NFTs and hashtags, demanding the release of his funds. “Join, ye fools, and thou shalt share in $1M USDC!” he cried, as if the exchange were a benevolent tsar. 🎭💰

But lo, MEXC didst ask him to travel to Malaysia for an “in-person meeting”-a proposition as sensible as asking a ghost to sign a contract! 🇲🇾💀 Thus, the bounty rose to $2.5M, for what is a whale if not a creature of grandeur? 🐋💥

The exchange, in its wisdom, claims to freeze accounts only for “market manipulation,” yet here stands a man who merely profits! “Transparency!” they shout, as if their policies were written in the stars. 🌟⚖️

MEXC Faces Scrutiny as User Reports $2M Tether Freeze

And lo, another soul, Pablo Ruiz, didst find his $2M Tether frozen, with nary a word of reason. “Risk control!” they say, yet the logic is as clear as mud! 🧼🌀

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2025-08-28 08:53