Lo and behold, dear readers, the grand spectacle of the crypto market unfolds like a tragic opera written by a drunkard’s quill! On this fateful Nov. 12, Bitcoin-once hailed as the digital golden calf-plummeted over 2% like a clown who misplaced his parachute. Behold its price: $104,727, a sum that now feels as relevant as a teapot in a chess match. The market cap? A paltry $2.09 T-yes, with a capital “T,” as if the letter itself apologizes for the number. And the 24h volume? $63.74 B, enough to make a king weep into his samovar. 🤡
Ethereum, that jester in the crypto court, followed suit, tumbling 3% to $3,497-a price so humble it could pass for a street sweeper’s salary. Its market cap? $421.62 B, a figure that whispers, “We tried, really.” And the volatility? A cheerful 1.7%, because why not dance the dance of despair with flair? 🌀
Alas, the crypto realm now resembles a peasant’s banquet-colorful, chaotic, and utterly unpredictable. Will this be the day investors trade their coins for cabbage? Only time, that sly fox, shall tell. 🕰️💸
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2025-11-12 14:30