Ah, the man who turns tweets into financial rollercoasters-Elon Musk has done it again. This time, the CEO of Tesla, SpaceX, and now xAI (because why stop at three jobs?) announced an update to Grok, his AI chatbot. But wait! Instead of just dropping the news like a normal person, he decided to resurrect one of his infamous 2021 tweets. Because nothing says “cutting-edge tech” like revisiting ancient internet history. 🕶️
Remember that glorious year when memes weren’t just memes but also potential market manipulators? Analysts were ready to throw lawsuits at Musk faster than you can say “stonks.” And yet here we are, four years later, watching him casually reference those same tweets as if they’re Shakespearean sonnets.
Behold, the Return of Stonks! 📈
In true Muskian fashion, he teased us all with a cryptic promise: Grok will soon speak in human voices. To demonstrate this marvel of modern science, he posted a six-second video featuring none other than the legendary Stonks meme character-a bald figure standing triumphantly against a backdrop of skyrocketing stock charts. Except… no sound. Just silence. It’s almost poetic, isn’t it? The man who once moved billions with 280 characters now gives us a mute mascot. 🎭
Grok will be able to say words soon
– Elon Musk (@elonmusk) August 15, 2025
Back in 2021, Musk unleashed chaos with tweets like “Stonks!” and “Gamestonk!!”-the latter sending GameStop shares into orbit while brokers scrambled to suspend trading. Oh, and let’s not forget when he added Bitcoin to his Twitter bio, causing BTC prices to spike 20% overnight. Truly, a masterstroke of digital alchemy. Or perhaps just trolling on a cosmic scale. Who can tell anymore? 🌌
SEC vs. Musk: A Losing Battle? 🤷♂️
Of course, these antics didn’t go unnoticed. Investors cried foul, accusing Musk of playing puppeteer with global markets via Twitter. Meanwhile, the SEC was still licking its wounds from their 2018 showdown over his infamous “$420 funding secured” tweet about taking Tesla private. Spoiler alert: They lost that case too. One wonders if the SEC ever considered hiring a psychic instead of lawyers-they might have had better luck predicting Musk’s next move. 🔮
So here we stand, witnessing the absurd theater of capitalism unfold before our eyes. Will Grok’s voice feature spark another meme-fueled frenzy? Only time will tell. Until then, keep your stonks close and your memes closer. 😉
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2025-08-15 14:57