Well, folks, the market’s trying really hard to turn red again – like that tomato you thought was ripe but it’s just shy – according to our good pal CoinStats. 🍅📉

BTC/USD: The Rollercoaster Nobody Asked For
Bitcoin took a tiny little tumble – just 0.31%! Yeah, that’s like tripping over your own shoelaces but not spilling your coffee. ☕️🤷♂️

On the hourly chart, BTC pulled a classic fake-out move – it broke resistance at $112,579 but then said “psych!” faster than a New York deli changing its mind about your sandwich order. 🥪💥
But hey, if those bullish guys can hold the line and the daily candle closes around there, maybe-just maybe-we’ll see BTC tiptoe all the way to $113,000 tomorrow. Fingers crossed, toes crossed, everything crossed. 🙏🤞

Zoom out a bit and the picture gets sunnier than a summer blockbuster. If BTC blasts through $113,645, it might have enough juice left to test $116,000. That’s like that scene where the hero finally powers up – let’s hope it doesn’t get sued for copyright infringement. 🎬⚡️

Now, if you’re thinking “midterm,” well… Bitcoin’s chilling way away from the big drama zones. If the weekly candle hangs around these prices, expect some sideways samba between $111,000 and $114,000. Not exciting, but at least no one’s crying into their keyboard. 💃🕺
And as of press time, Bitcoin is holding steady at $112,382 – like that awkward party guest who’s neither here nor there. Cheers! 🥂
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