Ah, there exists a certain Robert Kiyosaki-yes, that very same gentleman who penned that ubiquitous tome “Rich Dad Poor Dad”-who, with the practiced nonchalance of a seasoned speculator, has divested himself of some $2.25 million worth of Bitcoin. The coins, purchased in those halcyon days when they could be had for a mere $6,000 apiece, were lately exchanged at the princely sum of $90,000 each. One might say he turned digital gold into… well, slightly less digital gold. π
And what, pray tell, does our financial sage intend to do with this sudden influx of capital? Why, invest it in two surgery centers and-of all things-a billboard business! Because nothing says “financial genius” like roadside advertisements and outpatient procedures. He anticipates, with the optimism of a man who has never met an Excel spreadsheet he didn’t like, some $27,500 in tax-free monthly cash flow by next year. One can almost hear the champagne corks popping in anticipation. πΎ
Yet fear not, dear crypto enthusiasts, for Kiyosaki remains steadfast in his belief that Bitcoin shall ascend to ever-greater heights-so much so that he plans to reaccumulate his digital hoard using this newfound river of cash. A bold strategy, to be sure. Let us see if it pays off… or if he’ll be left holding the bag (or perhaps a billboard). π€·ββοΈ
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