Ah, there exists a certain Robert Kiyosaki-yes, that very same gentleman who penned that ubiquitous tome “Rich Dad Poor Dad”-who, with the practiced nonchalance of a seasoned speculator, has divested himself of some $2.25 million worth of Bitcoin. The coins, purchased in those halcyon days when they could be had for a mere $6,000 apiece, were lately exchanged at the princely sum of $90,000 each. One might say he turned digital gold into… well, slightly less digital gold. 😏
And what, pray tell, does our financial sage intend to do with this sudden influx of capital? Why, invest it in two surgery centers and-of all things-a billboard business! Because nothing says “financial genius” like roadside advertisements and outpatient procedures. He anticipates, with the optimism of a man who has never met an Excel spreadsheet he didn’t like, some $27,500 in tax-free monthly cash flow by next year. One can almost hear the champagne corks popping in anticipation. 🍾
Yet fear not, dear crypto enthusiasts, for Kiyosaki remains steadfast in his belief that Bitcoin shall ascend to ever-greater heights-so much so that he plans to reaccumulate his digital hoard using this newfound river of cash. A bold strategy, to be sure. Let us see if it pays off… or if he’ll be left holding the bag (or perhaps a billboard). 🤷♂️
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2025-11-22 08:52